The story so far:
hello folks, look, its me, xd, the guy that bitches and complains alot. sometimes i sound educated, and others im just a normal guy looking for some tale. you want to know what really **** erks me? that fact that even though... im trying to not go too big right off the bat here... were literally floating on nothing. were on a ball, floating in space, next to a giant **** burning ball of gas ready to go boom in the next billion year.s
hows that for scary?
obviosly life and death are common themes in todays society, by which i mean that even if life is created, death takes life and begets life. kinda of a repeating cycle but its just a warm up for what i have in store for you.
have you ever just wanted to punt a girlscout for wanting to sell cookies to you? i have. a lot. i want to go joe montanna on her **** so many times, because IT WAS THE SAME **** GIRL EVERY **** TIME. dont get me wrong, girls in general need to learn a basis for living. like the fact that you should give every guy a ride you come across. in both sense of the term. but this isnt merely for the procreation and continuation of your species. noooo.... its to learn what your lcit is really for! rubbing that little bugger hard and fast enough gets you a bio fountain of veritable youth. but dont take my word for it. im only four hundred years old.
the main truth of any simple fact, is this. something starts and multiple things can happen that are out of your **** control, but rather then **** obsess over the **** thing, we simply let the **** die after burning through there skulls with hair spray and a lit candle into there open mouths, becausel ets face it. joan rivers doesnt need any more face lifting. she smiles badly enough as it is.
no, no, no folks, the reall biter her is the fact that this world is angry, or rather, our little peice of the mudball we call earth. it isnt really a fact of life that we strain our selves, trying to getl ittle peices of paper that tell us "we did good in school!" so that we canhave jobs, and worry about the credit companies **** us over like little sheep getting ready for the rubber boot treating at the hands of old ronald mcdonald.
no, its not even that, we humans as a means of protecting ourselves, from.. what else? ourselves, have devoloped a completely revolutionary way of supressing our inner most desires. its called religion, it limits us in what we can do and what we cant do, it tells us to be good people and when we die we get to go to the giant playplace in the sky. either that or we get **** over in driving games in hell for eternity. im talking to you need for speed 3: hotpersuit.
to tell you the truth, im not just raging against religion, im talking about politics as well. now that we have a black president, i can say the word nigger with out becoming a stuffy faced jack ****. ooooo.... sorry black people, not jesse jackson who seems to think hes the **** god of blacks every where, just black people in general. im not supposed to say nigger am i? is it because im white and the word nigger is in it self the most horrifying word to ever become widely used by black folks, big and small? well im sorry about that, maybe if rappers stopped using it in there music, videos, blogs, and some such the word would disapear. but lets face it.
rappers are angry people. so lets just let them use the word nigger as much asp ossible while the rest of us can go suck eggs. oh phooey! i used an off limits words three or four times in a row didnt i? and trust me, i didnt even feel powerful using the term, in fact, i felt sick of it. the fact that following terms are used:
nigger (5 times!)
sand nigger (6 times!)
its just disturbing how much hell people raise over words that are just words. letters arranged in such a way as to make a cummincatable sounds. wow. i dont feel bad. in fact, i think ill start using them in music videos about the hood and how hard it is to grow up in a place called hells kitchen. hells kitchen.... doesnt tim robbins go there to eat babies every tuesday?
nah, im sure that the suppressed anger of millions of blacks, jews, gays, and mexicans will be rained down upn me like saterday morning cartoons. lol. but i dont care, this is meant to raise some hairs and rock the boat a bit. afte all, its the net. we can say whatever we wish with complete anonymity with out really having cause for being pissed now cant we?
which are you more? offend or angry? well now lets just give in the the murderos impulses we halve, and have ourselves a lynching of white folks! like the natzis or the kkk, oh yeah, more bad stuff. dont worry, hitlers dead, but im sure his followers would be more then glad to push you off a ledge. why? because there just that kind of people. friendly!
while were on the subject of friendly, lets take a moment, and talk about banks, loans, and stupid people iwth ridiculous tastes. im talking to you republicans. your conservitive ways and bitching about every little way that has you following the most treaded and worn path, has me thinking that maybe its a good idea to dye my blood blue jsut for the sake of saying:
"im a pure democrat! i bleed blue blood!" but lets just take a moment of silence for those lost in the 9/11 attacks. which kinda, if you dont mind me saying, reminded me of how utterly pathertic our species is... all because we cant come to an understanding. of course, understanding the terrorists is like the equation of "your not like me, you will die" which is the pretty little unspoken rule of high shcool and middle scholl cliques every where. the object is to make that target feel ashamed of themselves because there not like the chicks with big ****, tight asses and small pussies. its the same way in sororities as well.
but dont get me wrong, im sure all the beatings, molestations, and drug abuse have pretty much desensitized this nation to how utterly stupid this all seems.
when the simple truth of it all is that the planet earth, is nothing more then one, big planetary insane asylum, only there are some of us even more insane then others. like bundy, dalmer, manson, bush, the dave mathews band, white stripes, dick cheney, michael jackson, jesse jackson, kramer, don knotts, al gore, santa clause, the easter bunny, and snakes. i hate snakes.