chrissy looked at tina worried at what they might find on the other side of the giant crystaline door that seemed to be breathing. "um.. ill do it." tina said shortly as she stepped forward on the multi colored ground. the other four backed away from her a few steps. she looked back with a feeling of distress in her face, turned back and slammed her fists onto the door with such speed that the sound echoed off the back of the door. "HEY! GET OUT HERE SO WE CAN BEAT YOU DOWN!" she said in a almost comical way. reason couldnt help but giggle at the result.

almost at once, the door cracked in half and shattered into thousands of kife like peices as a think pik and blue cloud like creature stepped on her with out any sound, looked out of the doorway, shrugged and then went for a walk. with tina still stuck in its foot. the beast laughed, nordafet shrieked in panic, reason giggled, and chissy ran after her sister. hoping that her fears werent true.

the giant cloudl ike creature walked off into the distance with chrissy trailing behind uttering a storm of insults and swear words that turned the very colors around her dull. "well that was fun," the beast said still smiling at tinas predicament. "i wonder if well see those two again?" he finished.

reason motioned the two friends of morgan into the gigantic doorway and they promptly made their way into a massive roomy cave. complete wit torches, a mountain sized love seet, and objects of such terrifying significance that the beast hoped they were torture devices. "a drilldo? anal blades? acidic lube? reason? where the hell are we?" even at this point, reason didnt know. all this was new to him, the one whod been at morgans side silently from the start till now.

"i have no idea, but we beeter find morgans love quick before things get any more-" "too late." the beast interrupted reasons thought as polka dotted spotted dicks on silver platters polkaed by as john walsh and ed asner fight like dogs over a scarp of jello held by a strange french man. they screamed out random bits of the constitution while john edwards groomed his four hundred dollar haircut, which was now reading a back ordered issue of highlights for kids as jimmy buffet played in the backround.

"we are so **** right now, arent we?" nordafet asked bluntly. "yes, indeed we are, my friend, indeed we are." the beast concurred calmly as a waterballon filled with tiny clones of carrot top and hundreds of tiny giant backpacks whizzed by his head only to smack straight into nordafets face. "AH! GET THEM OFF ME! THEIR ALL SO HORRIBLE AT COMEDY THAT ITS BURNING THE VERY FLESH FROM MY SOUL!" he screamed in pain as the tiny carrot top clones used hundred of tiny props to tell horrid jokes at the explese of nordafets skin.

"somebody call hollywood! better yet CALL ANY HICKSTATE THAT WILL COME GET THEIR SICK DOGS OFF MY FACE! I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE! ILL BUY YOUR MERCHANDISE! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAKY FREAKY MAN!" nordafet screamed as the waterballoon handed him a copy of his latest album.

all at once, the insanity that had been plaguing the three had stopped in an instant, and the cave simply dissapeared, leaving them all in a white plain with random inkblots of blue and red mixing together like oil in water.