Thong underwear looks cool but a thong is a bitch to wear.  Most guys won't admit it, I think, but thongs are really meant for women.

The thing is, guys aren't built like women.  No surprise there, I hope.  A thong for a woman is perfect.  It covers the most important part of the anatomy and leaves the most important part of the anatomy bare.  Hmmm.  I mean - it does its job of absorbing whatever needs to be absorbed while leaving the parts that require no absorbtion uncovered.  Hmmm.  I give up.  I can't figure out how to say this without getting "nasty".

The hell with it, here's "nasty":  A thong on a woman covers her pussy, serving the purpose of underwear while leaving those righteous butt cheeks, which have no need of covering, free to bounce and wobble, unrestrained and attract the attention of guys who really come out of their own thongs at the sight of such majesty. 

It also provides sexual stimulation for a woman.  Everytime she bends, sits or squats the string rubs against her clitoris.  That's why you often see women doing a lot of bending, squatting and sitting.  When you see a woman doing a lot of sitting and getting up and sitting again or bending over to tie her shoe laces (even when she doesn't have shoe laces); you can bet she's wearing a thong!

For guys, it's different.  A thong serves no purpose for guys other than to look sexy.  That string running between the **** cheeks is...disturbing in its connotation and the package isn't big enough to successfully contain "the package" except when its freezing weather and all the important pieces of anatomy have either retreated to warmer places or shrunk to a degree of almost needing tweezers to take a pee.