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Ugly Feet  by writerwannabe

I don't have a foot fetish.  Truly, I don't.  I do have a peeve about ugly feet.  I'm talking about bare feet, feet thinly disguised inside of sandals or...oh, my god....flip flops! 

You can't hide these feet.  They are ugly.  Toenails untrimmed and cruddy with god knows what.  Bunyons sticking way out there.  Callouses that scream for the attention of a sandstone.  Why can't there be a law that requires people with ugly feet to hide them away inside shoes...not sandals...shoes or boots, that's even better!

Flip floping ugly feet are the absolute worst.  Not only do you get the visual shock, the image is accentuated by the awful flip...squish...flop sound.  The sound draws your attention to the ugly feet and then.....yuck, your day is ruined!

It's a male / female thing, too.  Makes no difference, although women are more likely to show off their ugly feet than men.  I don't know why that is....

Just yesterday, I saw a beautiful woman walking down the aisle at Walmart.  I couldn't see her feet until she turned the corner and then....OMG, I nearly lost my breakfast!

I'm out of time....crap!

 

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Date created: April 29, 2009
Date published: April 29, 2009
Comments: 11
Tags: quickie
Word Count: 248
Times Read: 1481
Story Length: 11
Children Rank: 2.9/5.0 (8 votes)
Descendant Rank: 0.0/5.0 (59 votes)