When I started writing this series I decided to break my tradition of changing every day.  Hey, in the interest of science, sacrifices are sometimes required.

The morning of Day 5, I took my traditional morning shower and started to get dressed.  My underwear was on the floor next to the dirty clothes hamper and I bent to pick them up.

Ha!  Bet you thought I was going to write that they were stuck to the floor or something equally disgusting!!

No, but as I slid them up, along my legs, to their intended position, I did notice that they were a bit stiff and the vapors drifting upward was distinctly....ummm, unclean.

I can't describe the smell any better than that (and I call myself a writer...gessh...well, at least I added the disclaimer to my name "wannabe"...;o)).  

I knew that I had shaken it well after peeing so there were no errant drops to dry, stain and create this unpleasant odor.  I knew, too, that I hadn't accidently pooped while passing the occasional gas.  So, where did the unpleasant smell come from?

Obviously, the mere accumulation of normal body sweat combined with the normal body heat had caused the fabric to absorb, harden and therefore, produce, the unpleasant smell.

I changed them and rewarded myself for sticking it out four full days by wearing a pair of my wife's panties....

Nawwww.....just kidding!!!