Through the peep hole in the door leading to the sacristy, Minister watched as his flock filled the church. His thoughts, however, were on two particular sheep...Maribel and Dave Smith.
His heart swelled with righteous anger as he saw them enter and take their usual place in the third row pew. He wanted to confront them immediately, before the sermon so the sermon itself, would serve as an additional chastisement of their actions. Today's sermon was entitled, "Sex - The Quickest Way to Hell."
As directed, one of the altar boys delivered Minister's note and he opened the door to the sacristy as soon as Dave raised his hand to knock.
Minister met their questioning look with his own frowning, silence. He led them back into a small office where three chairs awaited them. After all were seated, Dave and Maribel, side by side and directly across from Minister, he broke his silence.
"I won't beat around the bush. It has come to my attention that the two of you are engaging in pornography."
Minister paused and was a bit taken aback at their smiles. His anger rose. "Wipe those smiles off your face! This is NOT a joke, I assure you!"
Maribel, uncrossed and spread her legs. Dave reached over and pulled her dress up, revealing that Maribel was not wearing anything underneath.
Minister blushed. He blubbered several times before he could get a word out. "Cover your....Oh, my GOD, how deep have you sunk into the Devil's Pit!" He fell to his knees, bowed his head and began to pray.
For several minutes only the Minister's mumbling prayers were heard. Finally, he raised his head and looked straight up, into Maribel's pussy, as she straddled his bowed head.