Pimp Master Shorty Short took Dave to the side and waggling his eyebrows, asked, "You ever heard of creampie, my man?"
Dave was shocked, not because he had heard of creampie, but because he hadn't and he thought he knew everything there was to know about sex. Dave was rather naive.
Pimp Master Shorty Short merely laughed. "Well, it's the hottest thing in the industry these days...right after cuckolding."
Another word Dave didn't recognize. "So, what do you have in mind for this creampie and cuckolding?"
"I think demonstration will preclude explanation. If you'll be so kind as to introduce me to your lovely wife and sister-in-law, I have something they will surely not refuse."
His devilish smile worried Dave a little, but he dutifully led him back into the house.
"Maribel, Jezebell, I'd...I'd like you meet Pimp Master Shorty Short. He's...."
Pimp Master Shorty Short moved in front of Dave, effectively cutting him off the rest of the conversation. "Ladies, allow me to introduce myself properly." Without further ado, Pimp Master Shorty Short dropped his shorts (so to speak).
"Oh, my," said Maribell
"Oh, MY GAWD," added Jezebell.