The story so far:
I turned the envelope over and watched all the cash fall out upon my desk and thought to myself what would my parents think if they knew I was about to make 500,000 Dollars! Well I don't have to worry about that cause they'll never know. I can't seem to get this grin off my face as I count the bills one by one; I mean what else do I have to do today.
A knock came at the door and then I heard Elizabeth say "Mr. Hart can I come in? I said "please, come on in" she entered my office with her mouth wide open, and amazed at what she was seeing because we had never had a client before, and here we were with one of the biggest accounts in this stinkin town. She said " Mr. Hart what are we going to do first? I said with a sly grin " Hell I don't know, I guess go out on the town and visit every gin joint we can get to in one night" She looked at me with a worried but excited look on her face and said " Mr. Hart, are you asking me out? I said” Yes, are ya interested?" she smiled and said I thought you'd never ask".
I got up from my desk and walked over to her and said " Eli, this could be the start of something beautiful." she said "Mr. Hart" I said call me Jason, she smiled and said " Jason'" in the most sultry voice. We were face to face as if to finally engage in our first kiss when the phone rang.
I turned and looked at the desk then back at her and said " I gotta get this" she said " Alright, I'm gona go home and get ready for tonight, what time will you get there?" I said "seven sharp" She turned and walked to the door in a way that I never had seen her walk or never really noticed until now.
I picked up the phone and said "Hart, It's your dime" The voice on the other end was Mrs. Gold. She asked me had I looked at the info on her husband yet, and I lied and said that I had glance over it but would need about two days to get a plan in order, even though it fell out on the floor when I was counting the money. She then asked me to meet her later that night at a secret spot she knows, to go over everything she wanted me to do.
I said that I had a date at seven, so it would be about 12 or so before I could meet with her, She said 12 was fine and gave me the directions to a place in the woods that she said she bought without her husbands knowledge. I asked her" Do I need to bring anything? She said "why yes, bring a rubber" The phone went dead as my mouth fell wide open......


'"The Inexperienced Dick" Chapter II' statistics: (click to read)

