You lost yourself, son.

Because if I go to put the whole story in one piece on this site it wont allow me too and says that I have used too many words, 3,468 to be exact, so I must break it up into two parts. Besides, if the story is too long people might not be tempted to read it. But I'm glad at least you did. Thanks Shadinah for the compliment. Sy

Shame on you MezzCatts for publishing drunk! It's like drinking in public, staggering here and there! From all of us here at Story Mash, we accept your apology. You do know that you have the option to republish it don't you? Yes, it is shameful that you drank and published, but nowhere as shameful as drinking and driving. Sy

Maybe.

It was a dream guys; nothing more. I just sometimes like to write down dreams.

I never remembered who did...

Methane, of course. Referring to the latter, I never thought of it that way.

The cow jumped over the moon. What a stupid childhood rhyme. How the hell can a **** cow jump over the moon? Cows don't jump! Maybe a frog, a kangaroo, but a Goddamn **** cow? May as well said a turtle jumped over the moon.

tory continue?

Interesting concept Mr. Hoov. You're a lot more intelligent than you sometimes act. So, does the s