The story so far:
"New Project!!! 30 Days of Descriptions" -> (11 skipped) -> "Hair Twelve" -> "Hair Thirteen - An Unlucky Day for the Power of Suggestion"
The local Adventure Science Museum (I imagine it's a city-by-city thing, though something of that magnitude is hard to qualify as a "franchise") has a wing devoted to the human body. (My boys and I especially enjoy sliding down the digestive tract, which deposits people with a huge, wet fart, but that's beside the point.) They have a digital aging station where I can see what I'll look like twenty years down the road. Apparently, my barbers and genetics are incorrect, as I'll be mostly cue-balled at that stage. I'd stress about it, but stress often makes people's hair fall out, and that's about as self-fulfilling a prophecy as I can do. To test the validity of these futurific imaging devices, I think they should be required to show me an image of myself twenty years ago. If the picture doesn't show me in high school, then the aging software is worthless.


'Hair Fortnight' statistics: (click to read)

