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Hair - Nein Tein  by nashvillebecker
I have hair growing from my ears, inside my nostrils, and on my rear end.  I have significant sproutage across my shoulders, and my treasure trail has gone too long without greenskeeping, so now it blends in with the rest of the belly forest.  I have hobbit feet and knuckle-fur.  Many women have confessed jealousy over my spectacularly long eyelashes.  My bushy eyebrows will undoubtedly require trimming as I age.  With proper lighting, I could be confused for Sasquatch.  And yet, I STILL can't grow a full beard.  Injustice!
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Date created: July 22, 2009
Date published: July 22, 2009
Comments: 2
Tags: vanity
Word Count: 115
Times Read: 704
Story Length: 12
Children Rank: 4.1/5.0 (4 votes)
Descendant Rank: 0.0/5.0 (36 votes)