Okay, so I goofed and put Sweet 17.  I was going to put Sweet 16, then Sexy and 17, like the Stray Cats song.  (Talk about guys with serious coiffs!)  Then, keeping with impressively-topped bands, I could use Skid Row's 18 and Life for the next chapter title.  I never really considered Steely Dan a hair band, so Hey 19 doesn't work as well.  Nor does 19, by Paul Hardcastle.  Fine.  So the theme won't work for my numbering, even if I screwed it up on my first attempt.  So what if I was having a blonde moment?