Discussion of "Mornings Inglorious" by nashvillebecker

This started as a writing motivation exercise. I told Nash to quit whining and start writing again. He told me to **** off. I challenged him to write 500 words of a first chapter starting with those two words. Less than an hour later he sent me this, and flipped it back at me.
This is Nash at his most careless, and it's still so freakin' good. I hate him so much.

It took me a long time to count to 500.

Hilarious. I think I've met someone like this.

you had me at '**** off.'