The story so far:
When I become a celebrity, what will the prominent feature in my celebrity caricature be? I don't expect I'll be a Conan O'Brien, Ronald Reagan or Billy Ray Cyrus, where hair is front and center. (I'd've added Farrah Fawcett, but her hair isn't what comes to mind first for me.) It'll probably be my nose, which looks to have been broken at some point (though it never was). Or it could be my ears, which stick out a little further than most - not Dumbo-esque, but bigger than average, and they'll probably grow as I get older. (Stupid genetics.) Personally, I think I have fantastic eyes, but they're not perfectly symmetric. Plus, as they're hazel and change color, I'll never have a nickname like Paul Newman. Hmm. Maybe my best bet is to grow an oversized coiffure after all.