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Hair Deuce Deuce by nashvillebecker
Is it effiminate to shave in the shower? Positives: (1) the hot water and steam open my pores and soothe what would otherwise be razor burned. (2) Stubble runs down the drain and requires no extra cleanup. (3) One-stop shopping is oh-so-efficient (I used to brush my teeth in the shower too). Negatives: (a) No mirror, so if I miss a spot or trim unevenly, I don't know it until I'm dry. (b) Nicks bleed a heckofa lot more. (c) Dangerously slippery basin when I lift my legs to get my shins and calves.
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