I checked my phone for the time. No reception, of course, but it was 11:57 so my appointment was about to be underway. I opened the gate in front of me and stepped into a magnificent flowery garden abundent with roses growing twice the size they normally do. The bricks of the path were solid gold adorned with gems arranged in the shape of numerous flowers. The path lead to the center of the garden, where a glorious fountian sprayed water that sparkled in the sun. Right in front of the fountian was a table where she sat at. 

I approached the table, and stood there with unease, after all, one doesn't know how to handle oneself around a goddess. "I take it you're my 12:00, have a seat." I sat down and was soon treated to the marvelous spectacle of her simply eating a strawberry. While she sensioiusly finished her fruit, I took a look over her. She was of a medium stature, with a deep, even tan all over her. She had long, wavy, raven-black hair that flowed over her white dress. A dress, I might add, that showed off her very generous clevage in such a way that I couldn't help but feel aroused. She looked up, smiled and said: 

"Dont worry about the errection, it happens to every man in my presense." I blushed. Even if it happens to everyone, that doesn't keep it from being embarrasing. "Now then, what can I do for you?" 
"Uhh... right, well Miss Aphrodite I was hoping-" 
"Please, no formalities." 
"Uhh, sure. Anyway, I was hoping to make a request for love." 
"Ha, well, that is my area of expertise. One sec, let me grab your file." 

With a wave of her hand a folder floated over to the table from an unknown location. She studied it carefully: 
"Hmm, let's look at your past records. I'm seeing only one previous relationship, and a week long, utter train-wreck of one at that." 
"Uhh, that's correct." 
"Coupled with many other failed attempts at one, right?" 
"... Yes." 
She looked up. "Well, for most others in your situation I would instantly set you up, but I'm sad to say, denied." 
"What!?! Why?" 
"Let me put it this way. It's all based on compatibility, and you aren't all that typical. Finding you a love would be dificult, because there are so few out there that would match you. It would be selfish to completly uproot some poor girl's life just for your sake." 
"... I see." 
"Dont fret, i'll try my best to work something for you in the future, but direct intervention isn't allowed anymore, so it's no garuntee." 
"*Sigh*, well, thanks anyway." 
She tried to continue, but I politely brought the conversation to a quick end, and left the garden, an utterly dissapointing occourence all in all.