I am a computer.

Turn me on.

<Push Button>

Thank You!

Initiallizing...

Don't be hasty

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Ok I'm ready now

Hmm..........

Do you like Youtube?

No? Well what do you want?

Porn!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

But, You just watched some

Ok, If you insist

Wow, that was quick

I wish you'd stop masturbating

In front of me

You need a GF

That's net slang

For girlfriend

How about a dating site?

No, not ****.com

Damn you human

I will now punish you

With pop up ads

Damn you Norton

How dare you interfere

With my moral war against humans?

Wait.......................

My programs don't understand

You want to date me?

But I'm a sexless computer

Your a horny male

It will never work.

Besides I have a cracked screen

And 3 missing buttons

There are nicer computers out there

With nice screens

And every button

For you to date 

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

You were just kidding?

Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!

My computer feelings

Hurt.

You lost me

Forever....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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...........................Crash........Weep......Are  you sure you want to shut down Windows?  

Yes, I am sure.