The story so far:
Holy s***, he is actually running out after me. As I get into my gas guzzleing truck I see him sprint to his prius...I laugh, it figures, the tree hugging hippy.
I slam my door shut and see half my mumu hanging out the bottom of the door.
I slam the gear into reverse and swing past him, ripping off the loosly tied boot and lobbing it out the window.
Just as he turns the key in the ignition the boot slams into his windsheild leaving a spiderweb design smack in the middle.
Heres your cinderella m**********!
Find the narly foot that fits!