Only after I upload the thing do I see the myriad of little grammatical typos that will leave me chewing my nails in frustration. Sorry to any readers. I wrote this in an hour and a half span at work today and clicked 'publish' as I left the office. It was more a challenge to myself as to how fast I could come up with something.

Thanks to anyone who takes the time to read it. I enjoyed this as an exercise in writing and I might try it again. Next one I'll give due time to fester...