The road to war

Today was the beginning. The beginning of the end, war is on the verge. War between NATO and the new SATO or south Atlantic treaty organization, led by the Cullen’s is inevitable. Death for all is inevitable. Today they said” we will use our weapons of mass destruction to declare war on you if you do not submit to our demands of paying for protection and joining SATO. Only the most isolated areas of the world will be protected.”

The others responded by saying “if”

  The war

Today the world watched as the Cullen’s, Edward and Bella went and attacked Porte Prince, capital of Haiti. It was an easy target but it proved that SATO was ready for war. This is an unprovoked action of war, so tyranny is already here and the actions of the next few days will surely chose how history will play out, this will either be a glorious victory of NATO over SATO or an unprovoked SATO overtaking the great NATO. By history it will probably be the latter.

The takeover

Bella and Edward hit Porte Prince the city first, but then they hit the 192 countries based on size. They started with Vatican City then went from there. I thought only North Atlantic countries would be hit but then they attacked Lesotho as a sign that almost no one would be safe. The places like Antarctica and Siberia that were undesirable were left alone. Then things started to happen.

    The disappearances

News stations can hurt images; any good news reporter is hard-hitting and won’t say or print anything but truth. Which means that in the case someone decides to rule the world the good reporters would be terminated. I know those guys Sean Hanedy, Neo baurts and others. All forms of good hard-hitting reporters reporting the truth would die. That is exactly what happened. The good stations, newspapers, columns and blogs all went off one by one. Any opposition to the Cullen’s rain of tyranny would be dropped somewhere in a dungeon.

“There he is”

“ahhhhhhhhh”

The Headline

“Look at this” I said.

“What?” Jack asked.

“The papers” I answered.

“Good?” Jack questioned.

“Yes, they read, ‘World peace, cures for deadly diseases, World hunger solved and Martian Luther King Jr. comes back from dead’.” I provided.

“Wow that sounds totally fake.” Jack.

“Fake? The press never does this kind of faking!” I remarked.

“Yes they do! Last week they said a hurricane hit Kansas.” Jack.

“No, I mean happy good stuff.” ME

“You’re right, bad things and things about school children sell papers.”

“And world peace, I thought the world was taken over by Edward Cullen and his girlfriend Bella” I entered into the conversation.

“It was, would the presses even be around in those circumstances?”

“No, but propaganda would be!”

“So, he’s been around for 2 days and he already is using propaganda? This is BAD, BAD!”

“The world is bad.”

“There they are”

“Ahhhhh”

The Proclamation

I walked into the chapel and saw a new TV screen. How could we afford that I thought, we’re poor.  Who should come onto it but pale Mr. Edward Cullen. Of course I should have known it would be him on the screen and not god’s word or the pastor. He is a narcissistic jerky egomaniac who only thinks of himself. You see him EVERYWHERE, on TV, at church, in the news paper no one reads anymore and on the radio. Well you don’t see him on the radio but he is heard. What could he want now? “Here ye, Here ye I decided I will be your god, you will worship me and those who do not follow will die at my hand. Have a nice day.” This just stinks, the bill of rights has been violated, No free speech, no free press, no free religion, no right to bear arms, no double jeopardy, no search and seizure, No states have other rights, no people have other rights and all cruel and unusual punishment. No haborus corpicus, no life liberty pursuit of happiness. The founding fathers would be so terrified.

“You, you there what you writing?”

“Nothing”

“Let us see it”

“No”

“Ha Ha you think you can tell me no”

“NOOOO AHHHHHH”