The fall of Troy

“Come on the time has come for us to just stop and cut our loses General Agamemnon. Troy has walls that keep the weather out, those walls are impenetrable.”

“You incompetent fool, I love Bella Cullen and must have her so I will have her, we will be together and we will relive Madrid. Candlelight, Italian food, Spanish architecture, the works and then I will replace Jacob Black, Basil Shuski, Menelaus and Edward Cullen as leader of Lacdaemon. I have a plan. Alright this piece on the game board represents us, the opposing army threatening to invade, raze and dance upon the ashes of troy. Now this is Troy, for some reason they do not want us marching in, destroying their city and killing all of them, I mean like seriously. So the plan is we take this large wooden horse or maybe it’s a pig or bunny. Hmm this drawing is really bad but regardless we need to plant it at the gates of the city so that the Trojans will get curious and check it out. Then, they will be shot by our snipers. And oh, a tornado is on its way so do it fast or we are done for.”

“Yeah um, I’ve got a question, Where’d ya the game board?”

“DOES IT MATTER?!!” He yelled aggressively.

We got into the cow and drove it right in front of Troy. Sure enough the Trojans came to see it but this is what they said,” Ah, the giant wooden salmon we ordered is here, now we can burn it.”

Then we all jumped out and started shooting. They began to fall. Achilles was shot with a flaming bullet that had been shaped like an arrow, in the left palm, by Minus. Hector, when saw he could not be hurt easily was taken to prison. Thesues was shot in the skull. Daedalus escaped but then, knowing that he could not live just on his own went to the Lacdaemon prison. Bella escaped but Troy still fell.

The fall of Nhojia

Hey, it’s me, omnipresent bird. Yesterday I was played a great injustice, for the writer put in this giant worm near Troy and I thought it was real but when I started eating it I found out that it was wooden. It hurt. Anywho (see what I did there) Nhojia is in between storms so the fight can go on. That is not a good thing for Nhoj, he is losing everything he cares about, even young Hector and older John have been put in prison. Nhoj loves those two, and if they fall Nhoj has nothing left to live for, without them he is surely dead. Back in Troy, Bella has been captured and thrown in a prison cell near her father’s. She is just out of reach of John, her loving dad, and is being tortured, along with her cousin Hector. It is really a way of hurting John who is having to watch the people nearest to him suffer while he is powerless to save them from their cruel fate. Like I said Nhojia is not doing well, the resistance had to be safely escorted to cities safely, taking away soldiers from the front lines. But what be this, a sight to see, for a new hero, obviously the champion of Nhojia for his extravagant dress, emphasizing that he is different from the rest, has appeared upon the horizon, upon a steed of nobility, shaped like a horse, but all the same giving off exhaust fumes, for it is a motorbike, his incredible steed only allowing its back feet to touch the ground ,on a tall mountain, rupturing the sky, right in front of the sun giving the clichéd impression that he is casting a shadow and blocking out the light, not only looking like a hero but also playing the part for he carries the great flag of Nhojia, a red  background with a blue stripe going horizontally, with the words “one country united for peace, love and prosperity” in orange across the stripe and a vertical sort of stained wood brown stripe with the words “federal republic and democracy for all” going through the other words, also there are two strips going diagonally, one green, one silver, each with words going through the middle letters, one saying “a vote for all” and one, in huge massive letters saying “freedom for all”, the man waves it around and finally I see his face and that he is none other than, John Golden. But is even he, the rightful ruler of Johnia and brother of Nhoj powerful enough to stop an army? Wait, my omnipresence is seeing something written on the wall, it says” Cullen you’re in over your head, give up now and I promise most deaths will be merciful, quick and painless.”

Back in Nhojia, things are looking interesting, Prometheus has challenged John to a duel and John is pretty much all powerful but he never uses his complete power.

“Hello bug, I’ve smashed thousands of your kind including those heroes in my own family. I never even felt bad”

“Then it’s true you have lost the one thing keeping you human, for some it’s flaws, others it’s family, still others it’s the fact that they are not all powerful, and for even others it’s love. For scum like you it’s the fact that you have a conscience. Now you have become less than a man, you have become a woman. Just kidding, you can see why I’m not married. Like I was saying you are just one drop in a sea, no an ocean of beurocracy, you have been underappreciated and taken for granite, and are currently just a figurehead with no power. Let me train you Prometheus and you can have your vengeance and whatever else you want.”

“I have the gift of foresight and long before Johnia fell predicted the fall, same for Troy and now the odds are stacked against you and you will die I know that much, I have seen it. Your cause is hopeless John Golden, Bella and Hector, people you loved as son and daughter are imprisoned and being tortured. YOU HAVE LOOOSSSTTT!!!” He did not say it that long but that was a plane crash moment for when he said lost John sacked him and then shanked fifty-three times. Needless to say Prometheus died.

Now the peace pact that had been made for the duel was broken and it became open warfare began again. Nhojia fell but Nhoj was taken to be a tortured as a method of antagonizing the John Golden who is currently imprisoned. The John Golden here was killed this way, they put a sword planting his disembodied head in the ground then two in his decapitated body, one planting it in the ground and one through body. The reason they did this is because, they asked him how he had lived and he replied “It was my serum, it gave me a worm’s power to make each cut off piece its own self and a crabs power to regrow parts.” This is how Nhojia fell.

The fight at Moscow

Well no one ever said war made sense but this, this is insanity. We’re fighting an average sized Motherland Calls and Cullen’s army. Well, actually the Motherland Calls left earlier in the day heading toward the south-west along with its two agents. The army has now called for a momentary cease fire. The commanding officer has this to say “I can only assume that you are crazy because of some Russian gas or that you are all skitsafranic because we did not order a statue to attack you. I can assure you our peaceful democratic ways are not now nor will they ever be violent.”

“You liar I know what you did to Johnia, then Troy and Nhojia. I know we live in communism. It does not matter if you sent a giant robot or not your army does not deserve Russia. We used to and deserve to be the greatest republic on Earth. Those were the glory days of Russia. We will return to them! For Russia!”

Now a shot rang out and the leading man of Lacedaemon fell backward into death. While that happened a man in black fled. After a few minutes of fighting a high, black airplane flying overhead dropped a couple of bombs and after that air strike flew away followed by a sonic boom no doubt moving at at least mach 3. Unfortunately from their outpost in Siberia they aren’t suppose to have came Edward Cullen’s army. It’s almost comical how vast his army is, I mean really you just fought in Johnia, Troy and Nhojia and you are still fighting at Mecca, holy city of the Muslims and in Latin America and you just lost a battle at Moscow and in about two minutes you already have an army on hand. This is a really impressive budget. It kind of explains why we’re in a recession. It’s a wonder that the Cullens still live in such luxuries conditions. The fight was hard and we fought to the last breath but Moscow was destroyed.

The imprisonment of John

Here I am imprisoned in Canada. There are rats everywhere, flat, hard beds small cells and all kinds of infectious diseases. We are packed like sardines. My daughter and nephew, Hector and Bella are down the hall getting tortured. A man has been sent to taunt me and most prisoners are being brainwashed but not me, they know that It’s not a good idea to mess with me after last time. I killed a guard after he told me I was crazy, that my actions had almost started a nuclear war in an empire of democracy and then that I was a serial killer who thought he was a superhero. What liars. How can they do this to me, I love Bella and Hector. And now my brother Nhoj, past leader of Nhojia is going to be antagonized and tortured. Where oh where does the tyranny end. Is it when I stand atop Cullen’s body, the flag of Johnia piercing his chest? Is it when this business goes and destroys the world? Is it my death? No, I and he both know that the war is dragged on by my will but if I should fall out it will cause the world, once on the fence about who ruled it to be taken over by Cullen and then destroyed. Johnia is lost. It almost makes a man cry. The country I spent ten years building up has fallen down. I have let Nhoj down and lost his country. I could not save Troy. My good lifelong friend Daedalus been imprisoned and is being transported here to be tortured as well. I was in a strait jacket but I preformed a trick from my early magician days and escaped. Thankfully I have my sword, Annihilator. It Is a long sword but it can split into other types of swords. I got it into this high security prison by spray painting like my body and duct-taping it to myself. Annihilator can become katanas, Japanese short swords, axes, double edged swords, fire swords, kinetic energy absorbers, guns, a computer, a flash light, a pocket knife and so many more things. Annihilator is a blend of many metals, including a few from space, some woods including Sequoia, a poly fiber blend and a huge amount of other materials. Here he comes, a guard, now I can test my idea. “Yo, fat idiot, bring me my food” It fooled him enough to bring him over here to hurt me.

“How about a knuckle sandwich you arrogant fool.” He said as he swung at me but I was fast enough to get away.

“I was thinking more like a sword pie.” Then I killed him with Annihilator and headed out of the prison using my anti- matter setting to take out the walls. I escaped.

The questions answered

Hey, me again omnipresent bird, Latin America had volcanic eruption, earthquakes, tsunamis and many other bad weather storms. Eventually they did stop and another shaking of the Earth happened, Lacedaemon’s huge army just marched in never stopping. They won. The leaders were either burned at the stake or hung, their execution methods left out, an example to all who would try heroism and revolutionaryism to free their people from oppression. John had sent the giant robot to Moscow to bring support to democracy. In fact the men were robots too. They were all controlled by John and then went from Moscow to Mecca to fight for John. That’s right, but he was not just the man in black in Mecca, he was the man in black and in a black jet in Moscow. He is not the only man with a secret though; the man named Basil had been the one to send Eva even though she thought Cullen had sent her. He had done it so that Troy would rebel and Lacedaemon would be weakened. He was sort of pulling a William the first.  Also in case anyone reading this book still did not get the title, Johnia is a metaphor for new Rome and Lacedaemon for communist Greece. Also just in case you wondered John is the man in the prophecy on the cover, in the next book you’ll find out how he got there. Anyways in Mecca both John and Basil lost. Here’s how it happened. John used his army of Metal men to make a wall around Mecca so the people would be saved. It was not defeated by Basil because John had used a mutant power disabling collar to stop Magneto. Then John electrically charged his robots with a device, and that electric shock was in turn transferred to the ground and destroyed Cullen and Basil’s armies. Then John leapt off the motherland calls and onto Basil, actually losing his sword in Basil’s body. Now John went after Cullen saying in Arabic Cullen, you will pay. John sacked Edward and was trying to perform a lethal sleeper hold when Cullen screamed in Arabic You Muslims do not just stand there, help me, I am Ala I was only trying to destroy Mecca so I could rebuild it so much better. He is a hypocrite, a false prophet and a christen. Kill him so that the true rulers Muslims can once again rule their world. The Muslims believed him and burned John at the stake. That is why Cullen changed the law, now you could either worship him or become a Muslim (and worship him). For at least that hour and maybe more Cullen had both John in jail and ruled the world.

The final battle

The letter said “John Golden you cannot interfere with the rest of the world. Leave now never come back. If you continue with your insolence Bella, Nhoj, Hector and Daedalus will continue to be tortured. Love Lacedaemon” Hopefully it was good enough to fool John because really regardless we would kill the four friends of his. I gave the order to at nightfall kill the four of them, and then I left to survey and patrol. Unfortunately there was this one bird which was pretty much sabotaging me. He pooped all over my vehicle and then I had to get out and he chased me down a cliff poking holes in my shirt. All the while I thought of what was happening to Nhoj back at prison I was not told exact what but I had ideas about the experimentations. Maybe they were probing him or taking information from his brain so they could find the hidden rebel stations or they are implanting a device within him that will turn him to our side. I finally, right before darkness got back to the fort, and then John attacked. He had his sword Annihilator and just sliced everyone at the fort. He took Bella, Nhoj, Daedalus and Hector. That night written on the wall was “Cullen I’m coming for you”