The portal to the world of fiction reopens

There it is the portal to the world of a whole other variety, a world where anything is possible, the world of fiction.  I am seeing it for the first of this wonderful world. This place is like the Roman Empire, no rules no limit only a senate to put you down (mediforicly speaking). Here you can do what you want to be. This is where I will get my army. My men of metal might have been made off with but now I can rebuild my army. Cullen does not deserve an army or a country. I know the men that serve him; they go to the highest bidder. That will be me. After an apocalyptic scale battle I will be in control of the greatest army on earth. I will control the world and I will be a good leader. I will be fair and just. I will accept responsibility for the actions I make. I will have a good counsel of a great many people who can aid me in making decisions. I will focus on the economy. That is where wars are won, people are freed and crime ends. I will hold free elections at regular intervals. I will still keep communism but it will be lighter. I don’t believe that an empire as great as Lacedaemon cannot be ruled without some iron fisted techniques from the government. I believe that freedom to make your own choices is highly overrated. As I was saying there are many villains in the book and movie world. I can use some of them and even some heroes. Now here is magneto. “Hello Magnus. I have a proposition for you. How would you like to have half the earth for you and all mutants?” I began our conversation.

“Half the world my boy, I want the whole world. And who put you in authority to make me ruler of the world anyways?” Magnus entered with quite a bit of ambition going through his head.

“Not this world sir, the real world. This is a world within fiction. This world is simply just a Marvel comics world. Many of the other Marvel comics Magnetos have been beat by the X-men or taken out in M-day. You can with me come to the real world. You can bring mutants into a world of humans. I am the only one with this machine. I only request that I have the other half.”

“Done, but do you really think that two civilizations can peacefully co-exist on earth? I mean we can take over earth but will we have enough supplies to live on it?”

“I will take care of it. There are some empty Earths here, we can use those. We can bring them into regular dimensions.”

“What’s that you two want to die? Okay” This was a new voice but it still struck fear into the both of us.

“But you died. People saw you die. How, how did you live?”

“I have an appointment right now but just know that when I finish you off they won’t be asking you the same question.”

The battle

 Hey dudes I your little birdie friend am back. John Golden, the writer made me specifically for this battle. He figured having an anstromorphic, omnipresent, fourth wall braking bird would allow him to overwhelm the reader. He has a huge battle planned and he wants the battle to be seen 3 ways, omnipresent bird, good guy and bad guy. Anyways Death’s Gate is really bad. They have a volcano that is currently erupting and a level 8 earthquake. This means that the whole volcano will be split in half. The last time a volcano eruption happened here John had to leave Death’s gate saying that he was doing repairs. In reality he got concentrated nukes without any radiation and bombed the island. It caused the eruptions to stop. If John had not done that the world would be a lot emptier. Anyways, the battle is pretty intense. The army of Lacedaemon has created a wall and is just shooting the army of Johnia. Oh, but here they come the Light Brigadiers. Little do they know, someone has blundered. Their charge is useless as the island splits in 2 and they fall into the cracks. Their sacrifice goes unnoticed, their deaths without reparations. The battle goes on as if they were a toy that was lost but not missed. The Johnians trained in parkour jump over the gap all the same. Guns shots ring through the air all the same. Not a man has neglected to seen these brave few but the fight goes on, the fight goes on. The island is paved with metal, so the Johnians with iron toed boots used repelling and attracting to make a bridge of shoes. They walk a ways lunging and jumping to get across, some fall short exposing the gaps in the bridge. Soon it shows that the main enemy is not those across the gap but the volcano on both sides. An armistice is declared until a better spot can be found. After this huge battle 900,000,000 survived but only 500,000,000 walked away (the others rode). Many of the 500,000,000 got badly hurt and 499,995,000 were maimed but most not severely. It can be fixed with some cybernetics or some chemicals that make the growing factor in your body go overtime. In another part of the world the fight still goes on. I speak of Mecca. It has now become a huge battleground between 3 men and their armies. Cullen, The war director (aka Basil Shuski) and a man not wanting to show his face covered all in black. At dawn the masked man came to Mecca. He brought with him an army of steel, the same army that was stolen from Basil. Basil and Edward came a few hours later, Edward with his army of secret police and Basil with his army of literary and movie villains (and some heroes). The masked man seems as if he does not much care for fighting but more keeping Mecca and its residents safe.  Already he has started to gain support from Muslims the world over saying that this “reborn Ishmael” no matter what his religion is a hero who is owed a dept by all Muslims. His army keeps the city and its people safe while he personally fights the two Lacedaemon political activist’s armies. This conflict will likely go on well into the night and maybe other days. The winner will likely be the next leader of Lacedaemon. Even in the harsh sandstorms that these men and armies are susceptible to the battle goes on. Elsewhere there is a fight between Troy and Lacedaemon and the weather there is harsh. Meteors crash from the asteroid belt in the now annihilated mesosphere destroying tanks and buildings that even the mighty Ajax could not bring down. This was not specifically bad for troy, for they have huge walls that go around it and a retractable dome. Daedalus proofed it so you would be safe from a lot of things and types of weather that threaten to invade the city of Troy. The people of Lacedaemon however are very susceptible to this storm. While this storm does destroy armies greatly the fight goes on, the fight goes on.

The new battle of Stalingrad

I’m not one to be biast. I don’t let first impressions fool me but today, well for some reason I don’t like today. I woke up this morn and saw that the motherland calls had crushed my job and was moving slowly toward my house. I got out but then my house was crushed. My girlfriend managed to make it out of her house as well. The motherland calls is screaming “Lacedaemon has decided that you are all traitors. You will all be annihilated. Your children will be put in concentration camps. Hail Edward Cullen.”

Then it made this weird hail Hitler type sign. Then I pressed a trigger forcing a projectile to speedily glide toward the motherland calls. We had to fight it. We got out our guns from the underground cellar. We deserve better than what that bucket of bolts has to offer. Then boom these guys in black come and say “This was a test and you have failed, you don’t deserve to live in the utopia we offer. We are giving you another chance to be part of this great People’s Republic out of the goodness of my heart. We are so capacitate and merciful. Now go and tell everyone who matters to you that the democratic leaders of this great democracy empire are taking you away for some additional training. You are so privileged. Hail Edward Cullen.”

They also made the sign. Around now I was getting pretty tired of these liars. First we live in communism, not a democracy, not a federal republic and defiantly not a people’s republic. Also they aren’t taking us for further training. They are putting us in a concentration camp. Hitler did the same thing with the Arians. Also these guys use words like companionate to describe themselves but they don’t know the definition of the word. Also we are not privileged. We live in a communist country with an idiot and the girlfriend he’s holding hostage. He is right on one thing we don’t deserve to live in this communist country, we deserve better. We deserve not to have our homes that we worked our whole lives to get trampled upon by a giant metal monster. We deserve to live in a world where we don’t have to worry about the government killing us in our sleep. We deserve to control our own destinies, our own lives, our own countries. We deserve to carpe diem and if we have gods coram deo. We deserve to show off our talents and to use those talents for personal gain. We deserve to compete in unpredetermined competitions and stomp on other people’s goals, ambitions and dreams. We deserve businesses, entrepreneurship and to have weapons that mankind really should not be allowed to have or use. I knew that my time of fear and living in the shadows was over, along with Cullen’s rain of tyranny. I screamed as loud as my oppressed voice would go, ”Will we take this? Will we allow one dictator no one in Russia likes take over this great nation, this land of opportunity? No, I beg of you my comrades; rise up an army and fight. Bring the most uncommunist rain ever to Russia. Free the world.”

I then kissed my fist and did the Olympic fist pump. Many men in Moscow had made their way over here and they joined in in the fist pump. Then we all joined together for the sake of Russia. For I would take death any day over the future that is inevitable with   the idiot whose name is Cullen leading Russia. They had tried to sever all ties between all parts of the world and put up fences that they thought would prevent nationalism and patriotism. I still remain loyal to Russia, no fence can change that. Rebellion is the only way to grasp power again, and what better time than when the secret police are gone. Time to show Cullen that communism cannot survive in the modern day. He should go back to the cold war because that is the only time where communism can survive. These Marxists need to realize that their totalitarian government style can only play small business at a local level, for this is big business, this is over the world not Cuba, china, North Korea or North Vietnam. George Orwell in his novel 1984 shows that over a long period of time, over a large scale totalitarian government will oppress its people and there will be revolutions. In fact no empire can survive. The Greek Empire crumbled after the fall of Alexander the great and then a power struggle. The Roman Empire fell when the senate killed Julius Caesar and again by Germanic forces. The Muslim Empire fell after civil war. The Japanese Empire fell after over expanding and being atomic bombed in WWII. The British Empire fell for economic reasons. All these are fallen empires prove that all empires fall and Lacedaemon will be no different. We will win because we have more heart (want it more) and have homeland territory advantage. Now is only details because the big picture is sealed.