The love of Daedalus

I saw her. I loved her. I wanted to know her. She was hot. Really hot. I feel she and I could make babies together.

“I’m new here in Troy Daedalus. I am an exile from communist states. I hear that you are a big thing in the weapons industry.” The sweet thing said in a cute little voice.

“Uh, y-yeah I-I make w-weapons to help fight Troy’s enemies.” Smooth, I thought.

“How interesting, well I came to learn from the best” my love said soothingly.

“Oh? Oh, you’re my new apprentice. I really love er like I meant like you already.” She suspects nothing.

“Yep I’m her. And I’m glad you do. My last employer, Bobo the Chihuahua thought I stunk. Or that was how he treated me. He might have been hiding feelings.” Perfect.

“I loved your résumé but you neglected personal interests.” I said hopefully.

“Like?”

“Like are you interested in famous inventors who have had a tragedy bathed life?” I am so inconspituits I could be a spy.

“I am very interested” My girl says.

“Wanna go out?” I, the humble man asked.

“Yes” My goddess answered.

“Friday?”

“yes”

After a hard day of work I said goodbye to Melody, my only thought, I saw another great catch. I needed her. I would die without her I would do anything for her. I wanted her to be my master, my ruler. She was hot.

“Hey” me.

“Hey, Daedalus” she said.

“What’s a goddess like you doing in my earth?” I said hoping she would like me.

 “I’m your new temp. I start tomorrow.”

This confuses me greatly I ordered a temp/intern but not a temp and an intern. I also only got 1 girl to do it. Not that I could complain.

“You ever dated a boss?”

“You askin me?”

“Yes”

“Yes”

“Saturday?”

“Yes”

 “see ya”

Friday, today is my date. Here is the conversation.

“So how do you feel about Bella Cullen?” her.

“She invaded our society through love and is taking advantage of our people’s taxes and love of Jared the prince.”

“How would you like an alliance with the people of Johnia?”

“What?”

“I love you truly but I am not really your apprentice. I am here to broker a treaty of alliance between Johnia and Troy.”

“Why me?”

“Johnia knows your radical views. They know you are the highest up radical man in government. We know you used to be republican. John loved republicans. They are anticommunist.”

“Wait, loved with an ed?”

“Yeah, he’s dead.”

“Well peace is yours but I cannot promise an alliance. You need the princes or king.”

“That is why we came, Troy is expanding using your technology and so you have been made governor of a city state. You also have clearance to see the king.”

“How do you know this? I don’t even know this.”

“Achilles is close to our Odysseus. From what I have heard, Achilles and all others on the board of heroes have been given a small territory to rule.”

“So, you like this restaurant?”

“Our food is not here yet.”

3 hours later our food came. We had ordered calamari and stake. It was great when our lips touched in the middle. I said goodbye and we left. Saturday the conversation went like this.

“What’s your favorite song Baba?” I asked.

“Pants on the ground.” She answered.”

“Fascinating but look I asked you on a date without thinking, the truth is I have a girlfriend. Our romance started Friday. I’m sorry.”

“Oh tiger that’s okay I don’t care.”

“This doesn’t feel right. I am in love with two girls.”

“And you think getting rid of one will help?”

“I don’t know, my live has just been one big tragedy.”

“Well let me ask you this; are you in favor of Lacedaemon?”

“No!!!!!” I shouted.

“pity”

“Is that a hypodermic needle?”

“You could have had such a better life.”

“What is that filled with? Oh no. You don’t know what you have there. It could save lives not take them.”

“So can communism.”

She stabbed me with the cobra venom

“What are you going to do now brilliant inventor?” She mocked.

I pulled out some more Cobra venom.

“You have the antidote in your pocket?!?” She screamed.

 “I was recently named the leader of South Africa. It could save my life. South Africa was overrun by snakes”

“I don’t believe it matters. You see these two men.” She pointed to two tall men who looked like freight trains.

“Hello, Baba” Melody said.

“You, you kept me from replacing Mikeal Gorbichav with a communism lover.”

“You are a communist spy. What do you plan to do in death?”

“Push this button.”

Then Baba died. She was shot. She pushed her button.

“No ohhhh no” Melody wailed.

“What’s wrong?”

“That button, it will trigger seismic activity. Now 3 battles are approaching and it looks as if a new fighter has come. Mother nature.”

“Well if she is so mean why do they call her mother.”

“Ha ha, your sense of humor is great. Anyways that button Daedalus also will start storms. You should know, you invented it.”

“Not the weather bomb, no, no.”