I write what I know. I know farts.

You were in the contest yesterday, but this sucks. post on myspace.

This story is very long. Also boring. Tons of wierd stuff, like someone stepping ironically, but nothing ironic is actually happening. I just didn't really care about what was going on. Also, it would be better with farts in it (haha jk).

What I'm saying is that this poem rocks. You should write a sequel, but about farts. Maybe I will do it.

I was in the top 10 yesterday. My other story is in the top 10 right now, but this one is funnier.

Wow, honey. You must have a lot of friends. This story is not that great, but you're on top of the contest with this and your other story.

I like it. One of the better stories on the front page.

I laughed, because I like puns. I'm tempted to do a fart version. Anyway, I give you four stars.

This is not very good.

I didn't read this whole story, only up to the point where it became obvious that this one was as gay as all your other ones. You are spamming this place with your gay **** - gay vampires, dykes with flies, jesus. I gave you two farts.