Since there really isn't that much for me to do other then to write about the demented thoughts of a booger blasting, sperm hogging, lord of the **** eyes character. I thought I might entertain the suspicion that other then everything going to utter crap in the market as it usually does when we have some sort of epidemic going down in the world (Like, Asian Flu, Bird Blu, Swine Flu, Kung flu, John flu)... I think it's high time I gave something for you to think about. Now mind you there isn't really much a bunch of morons out there who could write this kind of gold (Isn't this all fluff? NOPE!) That would make any normal person want to crap themselves in ex-Texan style. With lots of **** chili.
No my fellow storymashians. I, dr3arms, have come up with a brilliant solution to all your problems with the internet. Blame. Al. Gore. And Microsoft for that matter. Isn't it high time that we the people, stood up for the beard fisted rights and proclaim that almighty word of this great and wonderful plan:
We should take a squirrel and ram up George Bush's ****. The squirrel will be on crack. IT MUST BE ON CRACK! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!
And then we watch the fun!