The story so far:
"sogno della dinistia complete" -> (16 skipped) -> "caasi's choice" -> "the great mouth, the door and the chasm"
the mouth sent out more black strings, each sinking deeper and deeper into barney fifes body till they peirced the other side. 'i shall give you my mind, my soul, my body, my voice, my absolute power!' its voice gave barney the chills. he was in incredible pain, even more so then the first first time. "why are you doing this to me!?" he shouted angrily at the mouth, "WHY NOW!? YOUVE HAD PLENTY OF OPPERTUNITY TO KILL THEM IF YOURE SO **** POWERFUL!" the strings sent shockwaves of pain through his body. 'DO NOT QUESTION ME, SLAVE!' the mouth said, its booming voice inside whatever was left of his brain. 'I HAVE PLANNED THIS FOR EONS! THOSE TWO BRATS ARE NOTHING MORE THEN A STEPPING STONE IN THE GREAT GEARS OF MY PLAN!' the mouth lowered itself, something that barney fife wished it would not do. "let me tell you something!" the mouth said, its size comparable to massive storm clouds next to a toddler. "i will not be denied my victory after so many years of the puntulmas rejections!" barney was confused, but he hadn o choice in the matter as them outh took control of him.
"you should no your place, slave. i did not bring you back to belittle your creator, rejuvenator, and emancipator." barney wasnt sure if this thing was evil, or al sharpton, but none the less, he would do as told, or suffer the consequences. "k then... mouth... what do you want me to do!?" "DESTROY THE LOST WOLVES SO THAT I MAY KILL THE PENTULMA!" "why does everyone want to kill these two!?" "BECAUSE IM BORED! AND IM A GIANT INSECT FILLED MOUTH WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO!" barney couldnt argue with that logic. the door of existence opened up as the mouth smirked. "even now the door does not refuse me, as i am existing, it does not care whether you live or die as long as existence wins this war against non existance." barney walked shakily, still not used to his new body. "im already dead you idio-" a huge hammer made of black string slammed him through the door and after a second thought, ripped his brain from his skull and filled the empty space with the mouths own string till it couldnt any more. "i will not have an idiot running around." it said in barneys voice.
"i must find the lost wolves. and kill them. but i must find them to kill them." the mouth said uneasily. "i hate the speech centers on these disgusting humans." and with that, the mouth shambeled off.
morgan and caasi had traveled along the edges of the golden strands, occasionally fighting off hordes of bowls filled to the brim with boiling tofu, ripe with the scent of cherry jelly. "well, at least things are somewhat back to normal morgan said as he punched through the wall of a bowl that was rocketing towards him at breakneck speeds. "yeah, im surprised that jon, jim, and cris didnt want to join in on the fun!" caasi said as she sliced through four bowls of tofu, spilling their contents, and general making tofu enthusiasts every all the more mad. "TODESGRIEFER: BLITZARMEGEDDON!" morgan said has he held out his hand, expecting the skeletal angels to come out full force. but they didnt. "huh? lets try this agian! BLITZARMAGEDDON!" he shouted once more, he was growing nervuos as the bowls of tofu and cherry jelly were growing in number. "yeah... reason, i need some **** help here!" morgan shouted as he reared back and took a random swing. 'im trying to get things in here straightened out you know!?' reason replied, equally as ticked off about the recent developments in morgans mind.
'we arent exactly at the numbers we were a couple of weeks ago you know?' reason stated urgently. "yeah i know, but still! this tofu bowls arent going to kill themselves y'know!?" the tattoos on morgans arms began to glow, and he heard shwarzenfeuers voice in his head, 'säurehaltige Sensewolke' the markings sprang out of the humans arms and screamed into the sky like demented insane snakes and hovered there, waiting for the next command. morgan wasnt sure what the commands were, but at the same time, he didnt have much time to figure everything out. the bowls had somehow sprang homelessguys with submachine guns, spandex jumpsuits, and clown wigs. "TODESGREIFER: BLITZSCHLAG!" the scythes, their blades dripping with acid cut the bowls of tofu in half, their death cries reminding morgan of the theme to the love boat. "interesting... and weird."
but that wasnt the end of it all, apparently the homeless guys with guns were seperate. "red faction!" morgan wasnt sure how to react so he just killed them all off at once. he was more concerned about the fact that he couldnt summon his skeletal angels. it was another two hours before morgan could make sense of anything as he travled inwardly to find that reason was indeed correct. they were not at full numbers asm organ always thought for the past couple of weeks. "reason, i want a head count right no-" reason smacked him on the forhead and pointed to the pile of black and white dust in the corner. "thats whats left of schwarzen and licht. alpha and omega... i mean twighlight... i dont even know anymore... it happened so fast that no one was prepared for the carnage." morgan was in shock, out of all the skeletal angels, he had grown extremely fond of those two the most. they were the fated couple from oppsiste worlds, bound together by a force greater then good or evil. "love..." he said unknowingly. reason cocked his head to the side in wonderment.
"what do you mean love? we have two dead skeletal angels, another two melded into one insanely powerful one, and another one still confused about how he formed, and then erde is pretty much the sane one here.... you have al ot of **** explaining to do morgan!" reason said, getting into morgans face. "i dont... know... how it all happened..." morgan said. "i do." caasis voice appeared behind him, leaving morgan just al ittle more confused as to how she was able to appear inside his head. "dont worry about that, we have bigger problems then this at the moment. i saw the last of the three dimensions dissapear, and now theres somethign wierd going on with the golden strands that i think you should see."
morgan saw what she meant by wierd, the golden strand had formed a whirlpool of energy, and at the center of it there was a figure, unlike anything even morgan couldnt have thought up.
"we are the pentulma..."


'bowls of tofu and cherry jelly' statistics: (click to read)

