The story so far:
"sogno della dinistia complete" -> (35 skipped) -> "nordafets battle with a squid" -> "mudentwigs the chainsaw fanatic"
In the Waking Dimension, or the only place that hadn't been completely obliterated by the Golden Strands, the people on Earth were terrified at what was happening all around them. Africa reported many sightings of a unually bright and rainbow colored night sky, while Great Britan reported that Big Ben had become a beef eater at Queen Elizabeths residence, effectively blocking the Queen from exiting her house. China reported strange sightings of unrest in the people as the toys they covered in lead paint suddenly started doing the tango with paint brushes. In the middle east, Osama Bin Laden had forgotten his hatred of America for hatred of the worst enemy of Islam, and in many videos on the web he stated America was no longer the enemy of Muslims everywhere, but rather his own beard, which had painted itself the colors of the American flag. He was shown shaving it off, only for it to grow back with other images of American culture. at one point the beard grew back with a streaming video of Garth Brooks "if your proud to be an American" resulting in an instantly viral video of Osama Bin Laden declaring a Jihad on his own beard, pulling the pin to a shrapnel grenade, stuffing it in is mouth, and flipping off the camera while his head exploded.
In Japan, the strange events, which inspired many mangaka to create brand new manga and anime based on the events, caused Japan to become a floating island nation. one that floated over Putins house and then became the falling island nation. Then it rose up again and continued to be a floating island nation that simply floated where ever the winds took it. In the white house, President Obama, his wife, and their children, were experience the stranger, yet harmless effects of what had become known world wide as 'The sky breaking into madness'. The Obama's garden had sprouted cartoon character shaped carrots, the secret service had been replaced with overly serious Smurfs, and the chefs had been replaced with clones of Ed Sullivan in tacky plaid suits. Even the island nation of Haiti, who had recently experienced a devasting earth quake, and even with the world trying to help them recover what they could, experienced the 'Sky breaking into madness'. No one was safe from the Golden strands attack, and the United Nations struggled to come up with decent explanations, but found that they could not cover this up with a hot air baloon or paying off the media. The only ones who knew remotely what was happening to their world, the only ones that had gone through the dreams, who had known of the plan all along, had either been silenced, or were simply keeping out of the way of what they thought was the end of everything. The Net was in abundance of conspiracy theories about the government testing, but nothing could explain the increasingly random events that seemed to plague the human race. "My fellow Americans," the President of the United States said, "No, not just Americans, my fellow Human beings... All around the world, as you are currently aware, we are under attack from forces we do not yet understand, no one is exempt from these occurences, but have faith that..." the world watched as Barrack Hussein Obama stopped mid-speech. His face one of confusion, one of wanting to know what was going on in front of his very eyes that even he, most powerful man on the face of the Earth, could not begin to fathom the right words to properly explain. "I... I... I don't know what is happening... I am just as in the dark as you all are. We shall await for a answer from anyone with the proper information that..." the President looked towards the left of the screen, and then said something in urgent tones to point the camera at his youngest daughter of eight years old, Sasha. "Go on sweety... Tell them what you know..." he said in a comforting tone. A few minutes later, Sasha, in front of the camera, broadcasting her image all over planet earth for the prying eyes and ears of those desperate for an explanation as to what was happening to them, heard the First Daughters words, loud and clear. "Hi! Um... I'm Sasha and I'm eight years old... and..." she stuttered a few times over trying to find the right words to properly convey the messege. "I had a dream last night, that there is a group of people, that are crusading against the threat of the Golden Strands... My dog, Bo, told me, that in this world, dreams take on any form they want to... but, somethings wrong, and that there is a door and a chasm...". She stopped to yawn for a second before putting her hands on the desk, and looked straight into the camera lens, her face as serious as her fathers a few minutes before. "This is a secret... Shhhh! Bo told me that the door and the chasm are mad at each other... So the door took a man to a place where he could get enough strength to make the chasm and the door happy again.." Sasha was joined again by her father, still in disbelief at what he was witnessing all around the world. "So..." she said, nodding with each other word, "We have to make sure that we are strong, and happy so that man can be strong and happy... Right Dad?" Sasha looked into her fathers eyes, and Obama returned the favor and smiled. a fire returned to his eyes that until only a few months ago had been there all along. "You right dear, go play with your sister..." he paused ofr a minute before looking back at the camera and resumed talking. "Planet Earth, as the President of these United States of America, I am asking, no... requesting... that we put aside our differences and work towards a better way of living!" In California, the random occurences had become ever present to the point where a person couldn't walk two feet with out osmething happening that shouldn't have. Luckily no one reported casualties from the 'Sky breaking into madness.'. At the university, Mike and Kim, along with their friends Tracy and Aaron, were studying in the library. Which was impossible by this point because the books in the history section were at war with each other, while the books in the math section were busy calculating everything that crossed their pages. The books on romance were having sex with each other, and on several occasions had to be escorted by confused looking campus police officers. Mike and Kim looked at each other while Tracy struggled to simply open up a book on psychology that kept asking her if she hated her parents. "NO! COME ON! I HAVE A TEST IN FIVE MINUTES!" she screamed out loud, frustrated by the turn of events. "This had to happen right during mid term! It just HAD to happen!" Aaron grumbled as his book on wrestling had sprouted arms and legs, got into position, and kept getting him into a half nelson. "KNOCK IT OFF!" Outside the library, the Dread Queen stepped through one of the cracks, and changed back into Caasi, the Golden Strands covering her semi nude body changed into a simple dark green victorian era dress as she smiled and walked passed a lamp post that decided to take a nap on the lawn rather then light the path. "My Queen..." Strenasth asked as his form changed from a ugly troll like imp, to that of a tall, muscular body guard in a small pair of biker shorts, a tight fitting puffy sweater, and a top hat that shot flames at every other person that passed by them. "What is it this time..." Caasi grumbled as she looked at her emotional baggage with hungry eyes... "Great... Of all the forms in the Waking Dimension you had to choose that one..." Strenasth looked at his own body and shrugged. "I simply chose a form that would not attract any attention to myself..." he said loudly. They passed a group of teachers running away from a bug that had grown to three meters and was chasing them down the sidewalk shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO! LET THEM GOOO!". Caasi simply ignored the disturbances. what of the location of the human female that Morgan has a strong weakness towards?"


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