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"The Galactic Captains Log Of The Insane Space Pirate Cerevantes De Grande" -> "Thursday, October 26, 3456, 5:46 AM" -> "Wednesday, October 18, 2345, 4:11 PM"

Wednesday, October 25, 2345, 8:15 AM  by dr3arms
Here's what to do when your effing bored at the phone banking place I used work at and I'm just doing my thing. Which is pirating.

Make sure I'm totally engrossed in what I'm doing, this is a strong point, cause you'll laugh your **** off at my reaction. Make sure your in another room, run full tilt and then scream your effing head off.

Three possible results:

A) I'll piss myself (not good.)
B) You'll screw it all up. (hopefully)
C) Sarah will end up scaring the bejeezus out of me just for the hell of it.

Ummm..... Can we say C?
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Date created: April 22, 2009
Date published: April 22, 2009
Comments: 0
Tags: captain, comedy, drunk, fantasy, galactic, horror, insane, log, pirate, private, psychological, sci-fi, space
Word Count: 130
Times Read: 175
Story Length: 1