random girl

her yes open slightly, looking at the blue sun that made the grass underneath her feet look slightly more red then it should have. “damn it all to hell…. i losth im again.” aneeh said. there was a newness about this place she hadnt noticed on any of the other planets before xra. particularly the seablue su and the bloodred grass. “i really have to start paying attention where hes going. damned robot squid.” she ran as fast as she could, only armed with a rubberband, a hunting knife that was four feet long, and a lighter and a can of hairspray. “and why the hell did hq give me these things? as if theyed be of any use to me.”

she watched in anticipation for any of the obvios signs of the robot squids trails. for her this meant cities destryoed in its wake or little tiny robot squids she delt with by stepping on them.  after a month of tracking and asking about the squids where about with little to no success, she gave up. “its just too damn **** fast. what was the point of that thing? and what the flying **** did they send to xra of all places?”

aneeh decided to relax at the local spa and rested her head on a stone as she stepped into a brownish liquid that smelled like chocolate. but it wasnt. the smell only reminded her of food and the fact that she hadnt eaten in a month. her auburn hair that had highlights of black and yellow in spots was shining brightly against the dark marble floors of the spa. “miss? theres a call from someone or something calling itself the robot squid. should i patch it through in the mud bath your in?” an elderly man that had light blue skin and grey green hair patching his back. “sure… about damned time the thing showed up.” she was amazed at the holographic technology on this planet when the screen appeared out of nowhere and the image seemed to shift and move with the bubbles and waves in the liquid.

“WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU???” it screamed at her, “I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPOSED TO BE CHASING ME DOWN AD KILLING ME? my lifes special purpose… and… YOU RELAXING AT A DAY SPA IN CHOCOLATE LIKE A STUPID PRAT!!” she smiled at it and said in a sexy voice while the squids eye balls glared and almost seemed to pop out of the screen. “would you shut the flying **** up? your lucky i dont turn you into calamari soup. a girls gotta relax and have fun. right?” “i would hardly call you a girl at this point… your practicly an old hag by human standards.” suddenly the whole planets population sensed a dark and evil presence in the spa as if all the happyness in the world had been sold off in order to purchase something more idiotic. “i dare you… to say that again.” the squid was more then obliging at this point. “what are you going to do? try that useless skill known as tracking again?” she was about to relax again when suddenly…”old hag.” and then the squid hung up. leaving aneeh to question why she took this job in the first place. “i hate him.”

suddenly the more idiotic thing was turned in for a refund for all the happyiness in the world of xra. mainly because the buyer wasnt satified right in the first place.

aneeh was pissed off now. never in her entire career of tracking this stupid thing had she been called an old hag. not once! “ILL GET HIM!!!” a passer by suddenly noted her enthusiam as well as her calling a giant robotic squid an it and decided for the fate of the world and the cost of his soul, hed correct her on the matter. “ill correct her on the matter…” he said in a small weak like voice. “um excuse me aneeh… but i think you mean to say…” he struck the same pose that she did and took a deep breath. “ILL GET IT!!!” anneh was impressed by his mimicking a girl and decided to shoot him in the face before he could do anymore harm to her world. “i feel better. now what the **** did the squid go?”

as if to answer her call a giant rubber duck about the size of a buick landed in front of her and on top of the weak man who still had the receipt for his soul. “he went…” the duck said smoothly like a bttle of wine going down a drunks throat. “that way. are you looking where im pointing? he went that way, that- look where im pointing! can you LOOK WHERE THE **** IM POINTING YOU STUPID WOMAN!” obviosly she had to shoot the duck as well. aneeh could tell there was going to be a pile of bodies before the day was through. but before that oculd happen she fell through a wormhole  shaped like a pair of lips that kept saying things like “harder, give it to her harder go deeper you little slut.”  and “but four pies now and save on taxes during april 14th.”

when she came to aneeh was in a dark room.