The story so far:
"You caused this! YOU CAUSED THE DEATH OF MY FRIENDS! THEY WERE ALL WE HAD!" Alpha roared till his voice was hoarse, till the decayed and dried flesh and muscle snapped, till all he could do was make a inhuman sound as his blustering feathered wings ripped themselves free of the ten thousand year old chains, Omega saw the truth in the Skeletal Angels anger, saw the reasoning behind the dust filled tears that slid down his face. Though the Golden Strands, not at fault, as a creation of the Chasm, it was his only outlet for his pent up aggression. He yanked the creation into the path of a tentacle and laughed wildly as part of the Strands body was torn away, revealing the wriggling threads that had kept its form together.
"YOU ARE NOTHING! YOU HAVE NO HEART! NO SOUL! NO MEMORIES OF ANY KIND! ANTS LEAD MORE FULLFILLING LIVES THAN YOU!" he roared loudly, his freedom becoming a warped and dark sensation for him. Morgan was dealing with own problems with Joseph, who kept sending wave after wave of tornadoes at him, but he had to put a stop to this.
"ALPHA! LISTEN TO ME!" the Human screamed above the crackle of the lightning, the roar of the thunder, the beastly howls of the kraken and Ocean Colossi, and sloshing and crash of titanic wave against titanic wave. "THE CHASM DID NOT CREATE THE GOLDEN STRANDS, THE CHASM CREATED JOSEPH ARHEM!" he paused for a second, not knowing how to tell his old friend that he, out of his own destructive will, created and discarded the Golden Strands when it was simply a harmless piece of thread.
Omega wasn't as doubtful. "My lo-"
"Hav? ?ail?: P??? k? nau t?ph?na!" Joseph roared amongst all the confusion, sending nine huge rotationally different hurricanes of massive force around Omega as she struggled to escape the twisting nature of the attack.
"OMEGA!" Alpha screamed as the Golden Strands used this to compliment Josephs attack.
"FOR THE MASTER! Estilo de un rayo: Nueve niveles de terror!" he shrieked as the claws became nine huge spheres of utter destrution of increasing sizes. The first three slammed into the first hurricane, making it into a insanely powerful dynamo, the second three slammed into another, making it into a hurricane of purest energy, the last three smashing into Omega herself, using her element to drastically increase the speed of the oncoming hurricanes as she was trapped their by magnetic forces.
"I love you... Finish the fight for me!" she said as Alphas out reaching hands grasped for his lovers, but could only scream in painful heartbreak as she was torn asunder by the crackling winds, the gale force electricity, and the waters exploding vapor as everything slammed together.
"OMEGAAAAAA!" he screamed as he swung his hands back and forther as hard as he could, dragging the Golden Strands through the razor like out crops on the Ocean Colossus's back, there was nothing Morgan could do except team up with Reason and try to take Joseph out of the match.
'Doesn't he realize that Omega's just fine?' Reason asked with a bit of empathy for his situation.
"Who cares!? He's kicking the Golden Strands **** with that attack! Hi no tako no sutairu: Tako no ch?shinsei no sutoraiki." the lost wolf whispered as he made the sign for infinity with one finger. A sun sized portal opened up high above them, the flames licking the surface of the waters, boiling them in just a few licks. At first, Joseph didn’t know what to make of it, but when his eyes adjusted, he saw that it wasn't just a sun, it was a octopus made out of the very stars themselves. He instantly attempted to make a defensive sign, but was slashed almost in half by the first two strikes, turning his left arm and leg into barely held together ash.
"Ah, this is getting exciting, but you know what? I have a interesting idea. Hav? ?ail?: L?la h?jira t?ph?na la?akara: ??rka aura vh?la m??a!" Joseph roared as legions of winds blasts in the shapes of blue whales and whale sharks slammed into the magma like tentacles of the octopi. "You think that the Chasm and the Door really care about all of this!? Your efforts are meaningless to them Human! You keep trying to save Existence, and we keeping beating you down every-", The first four tentacles exploded into fire and brimstone, heating up the already boiling waters to extreme levels, "SINGLE-" the second half of the octopuses tentacles vanished in puffs of drowned out smoke, the dark thunder clouds returning to their rightful place, "TIME!" the body and head of the octopus collapsed in on itself, then violently exploded without mercy, sending waves of radiation surging into the waters below, making them glow an unearthly red that turned the furthest depths below a startling pink. Joseph laughed uncontrollably. "THIS IS THE POWER OF AN ARHEM MORGAN GAVIN! YOUR PITIFUL ATTACKS ARE-" Joseph screamed in pain as a single hand punched through both sides of his rib cage, narrowly missing his heart, and grabbing a hold of his sternum.
"You forgot about me you little whining bitch!" Reason yelled as he made his move. He pointed towards the stars, eyes blazing with a fever-like passion as he clasped down on Josephs black, beating, heart with rage. "Techneg gofod: Roomba ymosodiad had sgwid!" he shouted loudly as bolts of mountain sized thunder slammed down. For a while, nothing happened. Then, what appeared to be groombas poured from the pissed off clouds in the trillions, solid masses of the panicking robots dropped into the oceans, some of them hitting the Ocean Colossi backs and promptly doing their job, others were struck by the constant flashes of lightning and exploded like firecrackers in the midnight sky.
Joseph laughed, as all evil jackasses do when they think something went wrong. "Thats the power of space element? Don't make me- What the flying ****!?" the Arhem yelled as tens of thousands of millions of giant swooshing brushes ripped from the surface of the ocean, their small sizes no longer befitting the brush like torment they would deliver on Joseph.
Reason smiled and whispered menacingly into his ear. "Those aren't brushes Joseph... those are trillions of rocket powered homing drills. Enjoy your clean house! Techneg gofod: 777 targedau driphlyg: Bomio lloeren!" all of a sudden, six thousand nine hundred and ninety three glowing red retacles about the size of ping pong balls appeared on Joseph Arhem's body. he looked down at the frothing white waters and didn’t like what he was seeing one bit. All the groombas had combined to form a very angry Squid in a tuxedo and a briefcase with the name 'U. R. Effedindahay' the angry well-dressed squid was bigger then the hundred or so Ocean Colossi and kraken combined. Meaning it was very **** colossal. The waters around it were not done yet as seventy more giant tentacles with briefcases roared out of the water.
There was silence for a few minutes, the sight was so amazing that even Alpha stopped cramming grenades, landmines, and bazooka rounds down the already morbidly overstuffed Golden Strands throat. If only for a second, he then proceeded to cram hundreds of pounds of remote detonated C4 into his ribcage. The seventy one massive briefcases clicked open, the clicks shattered the thunder, split the clouds, stopped the lightning, and froze the oceans as they fell open, revealing centillions upon centillions upon centillions of tiny shelves in each one. In each shelf there was a legion of automated gatling rocket launchers, powered by several magnetic coils. Joseph peed himself just a little bit as the well dressed squids eyes stared like two disrespected pieces of china.
"Mercy?" Joseph said as Reason giggled with laughter, taking a slow, deep breath.
"Mercy.. Please!?" Joseph squeaked with terror.
Reason slowly let go of his heart, "Thank-" Joseph started to say, but Reason launched him high into the air.
"FIRE!" the well dressed squid roared as the googolplox of rockets sped towards their intended target.
Holo-Julie faded into view in front of Joseph, who simply wet himself in fear as what he thought was a cloud of dust, turned out to be a hellish, infinite mass of nuclear missiles rampaging towards him.
"You know what me appearing means... don't you?" the hologram said as she calmly looked back. Joseph only pleaded with her to stop this madness. "You will not die." was the reply he got, she didn’t have any expression on her face, but her tone of voice was eery and super cheerful. "Don't be like Teddy Ruxbin. Face your defeat like a Arhem, your sister is watching, psychotic as she is, she still looks up to you." Joseph seemed only a little comforted by this fact as the first of many missiles slammed into his body. He was left with a sickening dread as it didn’t explode, and saw the remainder of the infinite black mass of nukes had transformed into the even deadlier snookie poof hair style. These too were explosive, deadly, and if properly utilized in battle, devastating to the enemy. the snookie poofs were also highly explosive, having been dipped in every explosive substance in both Existence and Nonexistence.
Reason held Josephs still beating heart in the hand, looking at it for the very first time as it continued pathetically pumping air through its chambers. He watched as a small planetoid of nuclear missiles, snookie poofs, and Joseph Arhem smack dab in the center now gushing piss. He was ragged and tired from the fight, and didn’t expect this to turn out the way it did. The bags under Reasons eyes betrayed his overall mindset, and he knew that sooner or later, there would be a battle that the Lost Wolf could not win. He knew it was coming faster than expected. The inner self relented a single tear as he opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and finished off the move.
"Techneg gofod: Trawiad ar y twll du yn fewnol arbennig: Annihilator anfeidrol disgyrchiant!" Reason whispered sadly, though he knew Joseph wouldn’t die, he wished he could kill the head of the Arhem triplets.
Joseph watched with slowed amazement as a signal spark set off the snookie poofs one by one as they burned him a little more each time. Each time a poof fell off, two other would take their place, then four, then eight, this went on until Joseph was left a bitterly charred husk, and the last thing to detonate was the first thing to hit him. The explosion was instant, the pressure was incalculable, the heat was insane, and the gravity well that formed, had repeatedly sucked the energy in till there was no more, and then Joseph fell, deceased for the time being, dead to the world and himself, devoid of any spark of life, and almost in a state of complete peace. Holo-Julie glided down with him, calmly brushing her hand through his hair, even though she knew she couldn’t feel anything. She was saddened by his defeat. And almost started to speak when he opened his eyes in terrifying hate. Morgan saw this and fired off a spine directly through his head, down his spinal column and detonated it.
"Team Blue wins round-" she began to say cheerfully, but was interrupted by a volatile looking Golden Strands with a single outstretched hand reaching for her with a panicked look on his face.
"WAIT A TI-" he exploded in a most magnificent array of colors and light spectrums as pieces of him flew everywhere at once.
She continued. "Team Blue wins round one!"
Morgan, Reason, Alpha stared in disbelief as flashes of blue and white screamed through the violent and turbulent oceans towards the downed fighters. The bulge just above the light was almost mole like in there appearance. They dove, rose, twisted and circled each other till they reached Omega's broken and twisted body, and without a hint of mercy towards Alpha's feelings for his fallen comrade, they dumped a huge barrel of ice on top of the still twitching Fragmant's body, like two angels of mercy. Team Blue screamed in terror when they shot her livid and bleeding corpse out of a battleship cannon, into the icy oceans below.
"WHAT THE ****!" Alpha exclaimed in the only way he knew how to. Morgan remembered that one of the twists in the battlefield was that the victors kept their injuries while the losers were completely healed. The lights then went to the popped balloon like remains of the Golden Strands and slapped around what they hoped was his head till he woke up and stitched himself back together. The peices of the golden material that Morgan had grown to not really love, but more or less tolerate, simply smacked together in a Lego like fashion.
For some reason, he decided to quote Voltron. "AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!" from out of the white, frothing and terribly violent waters below, fanfare blasted out of the waters.
The lights then went up the crispy critter remains of Joseph Arhem, alternatively kicking him in the crotch and the throat till he healed. Morgan thought this was a bit counter intiutive to their supposed purpose, but then again, he did have perverted ruby spiders covering his body for armor. "I WANT TO DO THINGS TO YOU THAT'D MAKE YOUR GRANPA CRY WHILE HAVE VIOLENT, SPASTIC, CONSTIPATION!" the left shoulder pad cried out in a rampaging fury that Reason could only describe as dry humping the **** out of Morgan's shoulder.
"Yeah... it does that. alot." the Lost Wolf said as Holo-Julie faded into view again, looking casually at the blue and white lights as Joseph was violently healed from his wounds.
"Team Blue, as part of th-"
Joseph interrupted her. "I must ask, what is your primary function?" the hologram looked at him blankly, and smiled as if nothing had happened. "My primary function is to act as a anouncer for when the battlefield matches begin, announce any additional twists, act as a medium between Julie Chen, Jeff Probst, and the house guests themselves, and to also, when the occasion calls for it, warn the house guests of any impending danger to the Surviving Big Brother Existence. Why do you ask?"
The Arhem smiled nonchalantly, "Why... no reason at all dearest hologram. Continue on your merry way!" Morgan didn't like the smile that was creeping across the Arhem mans face.
"What do you have planned?" Alpha asked, still horrified at his beloved treatment by the blue and white lights. Joseph simply smiled upwards, knowing their were cameras, microphones, recording devices of all shapes and sizes right in front of their very eyes. "Why, I'm shocked you would think I'm plotting something! Let's just call it, a self made, house guest created twist for Surviving Big Brother. Linheber will know what I'm talking about. Shall we continue with round two?" Morgan shrugged, Reason grunted, and Alpha farted something fierce.
"Alpha... STOP THAT." came the big brother voice. No one could hear the warning though as the thunder roared across the skies and the lightning snapped and skittered across the waters. Holo-Julie faded into view again after being their before. "House guests, it is my unfortunate duty to cancel this battlefield match, I have sensed a disturbance in the barrier that seperates Existences."
This news was a relief to the house guests, but as something as a panic button towards the production crew. Alison sat on her chair of bleeding corpses and silently took a bite out of her fourth Intern's neck. "What to do... What to do indeed. Linheber, are you finally coming back to us?" the zombie asked in her office as her rotted and diseased hand pressed lightly against a pressure plate. The cieling opened up and Julie and Jeff were lowered into the room, wires, tubes, and coiled up circuits showed from their hollowed out corpses as their heads rose up like robots being activated.
"Alison, what is the matter?" Jeff asked in such a way that Alison thought he was going to start commentating again.
"I just got a report from Holo-Julie that Linheber is trying to get into our Existence via the only loophole he knows. He's going to be in the audience for tomorrows live battlefield match." Julie smiled painfully as impulses slammed into her central nervous system, prompting a false emotion. "What do you plan to do about it?" Alison asked in a rumbling tone. the two simply rose back up into the ceiling, leaving Alison to her monitors.
The screens flicked across hundreds of millions of cameras as the walls lowered themselves. "What to do... what to do indeed." in the battlefield, Holo-Julie appeared one more time, to cancel the cancelation of the matches second round. "Please, continue on with the second round! As a special treat, the number of styles and moves in each element has been doubled!" Morgan had had enough of this element business. "Fight!" came the shrill and uncool voice of the hologram as Joseph screamed forwards, his latent energies condensing and forming a nearly invisible blade four feet long and two feet wide.
"Oh... NOW you want to get personal..."
The two warriors clashed as tidal waves the size of sky scrapers roared upwards, crowned, and crashed down all around them. Joseph's wind blade carving a path of super condensed air through the almost solid sheets of rain, slightly cutting through the tip of Morgans nose. The Golden Strands was taking full advantage of his lightning element, "S?t?l? f??p?h??: C?d r?xy k?h?n txn k?hxng k?r pwd!" he roared happily as an escalator filled almost to capacity with lightning elementals returning from their shopping spree looked annoyed that they had to stop what they were doing and try something new.
"Wait.. why do we have to do what he says?" one elemental asked defiantly, shaking his head in annoyance. "I mean, first we’re at Bed Bath and Beyond, then we went to Home Depot, and now we’re going swimming. I THINK THAT’S KIND OF COUNTER PRODUCTIVE!" he shouted agrily. the Golden Strands did not expect this happening, and simply went with his fallback plan.
He whipped his arms around ferociously, trying to shove all of them onto Reason. They wouldn’t have any of it.
"I’m going home, my soaps are on." a short waddling elemental said as she tumbled downward. "I WANT THOSE COOKIES!" she screamed in fury as she crammed her arm down the Inner Self’s throat, Reason panicked and thought up a new move. One with extraordinary destructive force that no person, living or dead could avoid.