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"The Galactic Captains Log Of The Insane Space Pirate Cerevantes De Grande" -> "Thursday, October 26, 3456, 5:46 AM"
Monday, December 11, 2006, 8:13 AM
by dr3arms
I don't get this! Why the hell are some people so damned guarded against everyone? I've got some theories here, people are idiots, it doesn't matter who you are or how smart you are, at some point in time, you were an idiot and for some, and you still are.
Family:
There are many things that could possibly cause a person to become guarded to the point of obesity... yeah, I know I misspelled it. Get over your self. Anyways, constant arguments with siblings or parents, or just not active enough, too many friends back stabbing you over something stupid. Too many guys treating you like crap over the years. Stupid people doing stupid things and then becoming really fecking paranoid to the point that you keep thinking "Oh my god, something's going to happen to me if they look a me weird!" Get the feck over here so I can deliver the hand of the almighty pimp to your face, you egotistical prick!
What the feck did I ever do to you? You could smile every once in a while. You know how to do that? Do you!? It's called using facial muscles, we all have them. If you dont want people calling you a effing barbie doll then smile more, and stop walking so damned stiff.
You want to know what else bugs the crap out of me? The fact that I get nervous over some woman that means nothing to me in the long run! nothing! I don't even know why I liked her in the first place! It's just really stupid that I chase after some gal that wont even say a very, very, simple thing like the word... Get this, the word:
Hi.
OMFG!!!! Not even to a guy like me? You want to know why? Because she's obviosly not human, she is a robot! What what she is, I've kept this to myself for a long fecking time, so what? I saw her in a dream, and I looked for her, found her, and shes a total biatch to me all because the way I fecking looked and acted! Give me a reason not to tear her a new one here. Anyone? Hmm? No takers? Ok then. This is going to theraputic.
Look the reason she's so fecking guarded towards every person on the goddimned planet is this: It has something to do with something going obviosly wrong in her past to make her shut herself inside her mind, and every time she gets a pin prick of paranoia she closes up faster then a chef making lobster can throw the thing in the pot. Die, lobster! die!!!
Though if anyone wants me to go into deeper detail, and I will, believe me, I could care less what the hell insults you guys throw at me, because I'll nail you all down with a carefree guess as to what makes you tick.
Reasons for this exclusivness:
1. Bad relationship going worse
2. Too many hotpockets
3. Not enough tv
4. Too much loud music
5. Not enough reasons to care
6. I'm an idiot (true to a fault)
7. John walsh on tv
Ok... That was fun, It's over with, in the past, and I feel like an ****. But hey, I don't know her that well so who the hell am I apologizing to anyways? I'm pissed, and I'm going to vent, anyone have a problem with that? And yes, four hours down the road I will be a lot calmer. Thats life, I'm sorry if Ken cant pick you up at the moment Barbie doll, but he's being melted down at the moment. Bummer of a deal there and yet I'm sorry for the hurtful words coming out of my mind. Deal with it.
Family:
There are many things that could possibly cause a person to become guarded to the point of obesity... yeah, I know I misspelled it. Get over your self. Anyways, constant arguments with siblings or parents, or just not active enough, too many friends back stabbing you over something stupid. Too many guys treating you like crap over the years. Stupid people doing stupid things and then becoming really fecking paranoid to the point that you keep thinking "Oh my god, something's going to happen to me if they look a me weird!" Get the feck over here so I can deliver the hand of the almighty pimp to your face, you egotistical prick!
What the feck did I ever do to you? You could smile every once in a while. You know how to do that? Do you!? It's called using facial muscles, we all have them. If you dont want people calling you a effing barbie doll then smile more, and stop walking so damned stiff.
You want to know what else bugs the crap out of me? The fact that I get nervous over some woman that means nothing to me in the long run! nothing! I don't even know why I liked her in the first place! It's just really stupid that I chase after some gal that wont even say a very, very, simple thing like the word... Get this, the word:
Hi.
OMFG!!!! Not even to a guy like me? You want to know why? Because she's obviosly not human, she is a robot! What what she is, I've kept this to myself for a long fecking time, so what? I saw her in a dream, and I looked for her, found her, and shes a total biatch to me all because the way I fecking looked and acted! Give me a reason not to tear her a new one here. Anyone? Hmm? No takers? Ok then. This is going to theraputic.
Look the reason she's so fecking guarded towards every person on the goddimned planet is this: It has something to do with something going obviosly wrong in her past to make her shut herself inside her mind, and every time she gets a pin prick of paranoia she closes up faster then a chef making lobster can throw the thing in the pot. Die, lobster! die!!!
Though if anyone wants me to go into deeper detail, and I will, believe me, I could care less what the hell insults you guys throw at me, because I'll nail you all down with a carefree guess as to what makes you tick.
Reasons for this exclusivness:
1. Bad relationship going worse
2. Too many hotpockets
3. Not enough tv
4. Too much loud music
5. Not enough reasons to care
6. I'm an idiot (true to a fault)
7. John walsh on tv
Ok... That was fun, It's over with, in the past, and I feel like an ****. But hey, I don't know her that well so who the hell am I apologizing to anyways? I'm pissed, and I'm going to vent, anyone have a problem with that? And yes, four hours down the road I will be a lot calmer. Thats life, I'm sorry if Ken cant pick you up at the moment Barbie doll, but he's being melted down at the moment. Bummer of a deal there and yet I'm sorry for the hurtful words coming out of my mind. Deal with it.
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