there once was a great and terrible space pirate known for his ferocity in battle and murderos rampages on every planet he landed on. he killed every one, everything, anywhere, anytime. his crew consisted of holographic representations of the people he valued most, and even then he threw programs out and replaced them in a matter of days.
little is known about the inner workings of the legendary pirate, but now, thanks ot the miracle of technology! we, the hackers of yesteryear, can bring to you his most private and delicate thoughts!
welcome to the greatest mind trip ever read.