The story so far:
"Infinite Web, The charcoaled remains of the promised souls" -> "The Grefnu: Year One" -> "matt and monte fight the flaming skeleton" -> "the kingdom of fire"
"KILL THEM ALL! DONT LET THEM ESCAPE!"
tim, gan, and bones, were running, because of a simple reason. the kingdom of ice was under attack, from an unknown assailent seemingly from the depths of hell. "crap crap crap! weve got to tell matt about this!" bones said as he dodged the tiny arroms that scratched his bones. tim looked up as gan ran like crazy, the zipper mouthing the words that gan was thinking at an incredible rate. "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU RUNNING FOR!?" tim screamed at bones. "your the biggest one of all three of us. i dont think you should be the one running! i think you should be the one attacking! were the one thats sposed to be running!" bones thought about thel ogic of this and decided that it was far better to listen to the floating eyeball.
the giant flaming skeleton stopped running and stood to his full heighth of onehundred and eithy feet. the bones in his hands re structuring themselves into triple barraled repeating cannons. "your right tim, i think you should be the one running. ill be fine, after all, i survived the attack by monte, so i should-" but by the time he looked back the duo had already disapeared. "damn them! oh well, i have morei mportant things to worry about. "BONE SHOCKER!" he bellowed and the result was fantabuloustic. the cannons whirred and spun, each bone barrel firing off a ball of light blue plasma that bounced three times then exploded with the force of five thousand hiroshimas at four times the range. but instead of just blowing everything away. it sucked everything into the center one second after it exploded, holding everything in place whilst the explosion turned the threat into piles of dust. "wow, that worked even better then i-"
" dreadnought strikers GO!" the vioce shouted, reaching all of hisremaining forces. massive dreadnoughts slowly came out of the cloud covering, each with four billion cannons, all aimed at bones. "oh my ****-" "FIRE AT WILL!" the next few hours, bones was busy either dodging the boulder like projectiles or firing back with his bone shocker, which surpisingly didnt do that much damage when the balls of plasma finaly reached there target. the explosions in contrast to the size of the dreadnoughts themselves looked like sparks off a match being lit. CONDENSE YOUR FIRE TO A SMALLER RADIUS OF SEVEN HUNDRED FEET! AIM YOUR CANNONS SO THAT A PILLAR OF SUPER HEATED FIRE IMPACTS WITH THE TARGET!"
bones didnt know what to do as he saw what he was in for. "well, there no reall choice then. i have to up the anty a little bit! SKELETON SHOWER!" again the bones in his hands reformed them selves and fuseds together to make one big cannon that jutted out of the ground and formed a shield. "please god let this work, if it does ill never look at undead porn again!"
the combined sound of forty dreadnaughts firing a combined number of one hundred and sixty billion rapid fire cannons, which shot six hundred boulder sized grenades, onto a singular area of seven hundred feet was deafening to even the mountains. bones sheiled chipped and cracked under the strain and force of the impact of the onslaught. "i dont know how much more of this i can take!" he shouted in fear


'the near death of bones by the hands of tyrans army.' statistics: (click to read)

