”Wow... I was thought for sure he was going to ask you to have sex with him. This changes things a bit." credions voice sounded off from Aneehs own throat. ”Yeah... I guess it does. For now." Aneeh said with out any hesitation. ”Shouldn’t have done that." credion whispered as the room of stairs faded away, the twelve other Aneehs were impaled ten times each and thick heavy manacles clamped on to every available space on her body. ”Whats he doing to me?" Aneeh wondered. ”Nah... He’s not here at the moment. This is reasons realm. Morgans split, they worked out some sort of weird agreement, and now Morgans in control on the outside, while reason has the inside covered. Technically, this means you do whatever reason says as well." Aneeh found that the ground had dropped out from underneath her and she lay on a lab table with leather straps holing her in place. ”And I don’t think reasons going to hold back on you." credion said wistfully as she laughed and a discolored version of Morgan with constantly changing clothing walked up with a surgeons mask on.

 Joseph looked on in wonder as his sister disappeared in a puff of fire as Morgan cut through her before punching Aneeh in the head. ”Well... I guess that problem takes care of itself... But still... Its the brotherly thing to take revenge on his sisters killer." Joseph contemplated with a bored yawn. 'this little drama bores you Joseph? I thought-' the Chasm was interrupted as jospeh started to walk out from the shadowy covering. The Colossuss foot rushing past overhead. l”I wonder Morgan... What iwll you do against a person that has total faculty over their emotions?" the Indian man said with a bit of frustration added to his voice for flare. ”Nothing, my beefs not with you." Morgan said as Enigmatt landed on his feet behind the Human as he walked away. ”DID SOMEONE SAY BEEF!?" Enigmatt shouted gleefully as his heart raced with the love for food that rivaled with love he had for his wife. ”No... I said, that he took your waffle warriors children, and beat them down to a buttery, syrupy mess before eating them for breakfast." Morgan said simply as Enigmatts blue head of shoulder length hair seemed to bristle with anger.

  ”Now you are going to die. I have things I have to do, people to rescue-" ”NO YOU DON’T!" jospeh said angrily as bits of ghostly flame errupted from the cracks that appeared in his body. ”You know... They have pills to help you with that sort of thing. I’ll leave him to you Enigmatt." Enigmatt instantly recognized Joseph. ”You..." was all he said before charging, his blue energy shaping into five swords of equal length that fastened themselves to his arms, legs just above his knees, and the tip of his tail. ”Now you pay for my fathers death!" Enigmatt said with a deathly glare of undying rage in his stark blue Tingion eyes.

 Sarah and the Inner Beast found themselves back to back against a horded of what seemed to be a pack of cute fluffy sheep with coats whiter then snows. ”What the flying **** is going on around here?" the Inner Beast chimed in as the lead sheep stood on his hind legs, pulled out a dark black fedora and a pair of aviator shades and simply pointed his hoof forward. ”Youve been baaaaad." it crooned as the others followed suit. Sarah slapped her head. ”I shouldve guessed that we'd be attacked by the boy band of the animal kingdom. YOUR GRAMMY NOMINATION HAS BEEN REVOKED! Desolazione della macelleria!" Sarah quipped as her hands became giant cleavers with bits of sheep fur on them. ”How the hell did you pull that off?" the Inner Beast said angrilly. l”Never mind that and just clobber thel ittle **** before they break into a bad dance remake!" Sarah commanded as the sheep in the hat and sunglasses did just that. ”Baaaaack streets baaaack tonight!" ”NO! BAD SHEEP! VERY BAD, NAUGHTY SHEEP!" the Inner Beast screamed as she punched the lead animal in the face, breaking his glasses. ”Now... You've made it personal. THOSE WERE A **** GIFT!" it raged before its head was cleaved off.

 Exafanisi in the Waking Dimension seemingly faded into the middle of the duotri encampment. Her captive lay by her feet unmoving as blodd poured from her nose and mouth. ”Now where are you sho... Come to mama." the plant woman whispered to herself before feeling a sharp pain richochet through the inside of her body. ”Here I am... Woman." Exafanisi found herself launched through a giant four thousand year old redwood that simply popped into existence, simply because it felt the need to let someone slam into its rock hard trunk. It turned around with an evil glare in its eyes. And then it flashed a thumbs up. ”Built forest tough." ”Shut... UP!" Exafanisi yelled as the tree caught fire and disappeared in a puff of smoke.  ”Stop playing your games and fight me!" Exafanisi screamed in pain as the Fragment giggled innocently. ”oh there is nothing innocent about that laugh! I SHOULD KNOW!" Sho appeared before her, crystalline in appearance with a cannon as her main weapon strapped to her back. ”kruis kanon!" Sho called out in a friendly, yet lazy tone of voice. ”Huh?" Exafanisi questioned as a beam of light passed through her face, burning the traps off that composed her skin and revealing the broken, and disturbing remains of the woman that was once Caasi Gavin. ”So... You were his at one point. Well, no matter anymore. You’re the Golden Strands plaything, and once it gets bored with you... Well. You know the rest." Sho said finitely.

 Exafinisi gasped for air as the left eye rolled around in the Golden Strands skull that held her mind intact. 'Don’t listen to the little wench, just kill her already!' the Golden Strands seemed to say in her own voice. 'Agreed... She needs to die for the Chasms plans to pass.' the Plant woman thought to herself with glee. ”Yo, Plant woman, get over here and take a gander at these!" Sho seemed to say, more excited the Exafanisi to show off her new move. ”Slegte asem submunitie!" Sho sang in honey sweet tones, poisoned with intent. The Fragment opened her mouth wide and exhaled hard, the atoms in the gaseous cloud acting like miniature bombs.  ”Oh Hell no!"

There was a loud crack in the air as the Colossus of Darkness threw its fist into the space just a few yards above the battle field where the forces of Existence and Non-Existence were waging a bloody war against each other and the monstrous planetoid that was attacking them both. It was pure hell as the Door was gradually being weakened by the backyard assault the golden strands had launched repeatedly against the Guardians realities, while the Chasms own problems seemed to become more apparent with each loss and rebirth of the soldiers it kept losing. It seemed as though with each rebirth, they became less and less willing to fight, but something kept at their heels none the less. Even Joseph had some trouble becoming motivated enough to keep the fighting spirit he usually had.

Enigmatt slashed his way through the endless amoutns of Creatures that Joseph threw at the Tingion prince, even throwing some food items at him noticing how badly he reacted when ever one of his own food based attacks was launched. “SKITTLE BIKER GANG!" Enigmatt roared as a giant bag of skittles fell from the sky. Enigmatt braced himself for the worst as the skittles, all with do rags, baggy pants, tattoos of the hard time they did in the bag of rainbow colored candy, and weapons filed into a seemingly orderly line. Enigmatt heldo ut his hand longingly, wishing for just a simple nibble upon one of the many delicious ten foot tall flavored snacks. But he knew his heart couldnt take the break up that well. He simply pointed his finger, and one of the ed skittles let a single tear drop down his cheek. “We love you!" “Don’t say that! Just go! Go attack your precious enemy, maybe he can give you the satisfactory fight that I couldnt!" Enigmatt said, hurt and betrayed.

Joseph simply looked awe struck at just how ridiculous this had all become. ”Oh for gods sake! Bahu p?r?ala mauta ha?at?la!" Joseph said as the Tingion of the red skittle with a black and white skull do rags continued their fighters quarrel. “He could never give you a punch to the face that I could! Remember that time in florida, the boxing club?" Enigmatt said, tears falling from his eyes like he smaller waves leading up to a huge tsunami. The red skittle had no choice. He turned himself around, his back to the Tingion and said quietly. “I will NEVER forget the power behind your punches. But we all have jobs to do, and even if those jobs mean we have to fight others... We are meant to do them! Understand!?" the red skittle said as the others nodded in agreement. Enigmatts tail drooped again. Several hundred glowing portals opened behind the other skittles. Enigmatt saw what was happening, but couldnt reach the others in time to stop the slaughter as wave upon wave of needles Shot through the skittle gang, falling the horde of rainbow flavored candies in just a few seconds. “NO!" Enigmatt yelled as he fell to his knees, holdingo ut his hands in a futile attempt to change what had transpired.

The red skittle had lost his arm, and half its calf had been ripped to sheds as it limped back to Enigmatt, its mouth in a half smiled. “Thats it! Come back to me! you can make-" Enigmatt was traumatized, anger, and hurt even more by what happened next. Joseph smiled asseveral portals opened up all around the red skittle, blocking any and all exit. And causing Enigmatt to scream in roaring tones. “YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE! HES MY FIGHTER, AND YOU WILL NOT-" but he was too late. The Tingion prince heard the screams of pain and hopelessness that the red skittle emitted as sounds like machine gun fire ricocheted through Enigmatt’s ear drums. “No..." he sniffed as he hit the ground with so much force it caused a crater to form. “SKITTLE!" Enigmatt screamed with rage as his eyes turned blacker then the heart of a super massive black hole. “No more joking around Joseph." the Tingion said in a deathly furious voice. ”Now is the time for you to pay for the death of my father." Enigmatt summoned his sword and Shot straight at Joseph, who simply smiled.

Reason had Aneeh strapped to a laboratory table with nothing but a few sparse articles of clothing. “What do you plan on doing to me!?" Aneeh asked in a panicked voice. Reason simply put on a pair of rubber gloves, reached under the table and plled out a pair of prongs. “First, I’m going to explore every inch of your physiology. Then, I’m going to, as painfully as I possibly can, rip out those rune stones that are all over your body." the split said as he smiled underneath the surgeons mask. “Unlike Morgan, who is a lot more reserved then me... I like going all out!" he yelled in an excited tone of voice. Credion simply locked the Door behind her as the man with the constantly changing clothes began his work.

Alex had just walked out of the forest of disection, with a back pack full of Leviathan jerky in one hand and a crystal ball in the other. Alpha and Omega trailed behind a little bit wondering about the past of Alex despirito, and why he had just this much power in his book of words. “I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL PR-" Alex decided right then and there that he would just have to put up with the stupidity of the situation at once. “All right... COME ON OUT! ALL OF YOU!" the preacher Shouted at the edge of the forest line. He looked out into a desert full of blue sand and bright red trees for a minute. “What is this place?" he asked Alpha. “Don’t know. Pretty much in the same boat as you. So who have you taken out so far?" the fragment said as he tapped Omega on the hsoulders and pointed towards a slwoly growing hill. “So far, I’ve taken out Amon, and Leviathan. So... That only leaves... Lucifer, belphagor, Mammon, Beezlebub, and someone else... But I forget who exactly." they preacher said as the four remaining Lords of Hell popped out of a demented clown car with the foxnews logo on it. “And there they are. LOOK, I know you’re just trying your best to kill me off, for whatever Reason you have, but I just iced two of your number... So back off." Lucifer looked at Mammon with a bit of a confused attitude. “But your holy." the prince of darkness said as his tail waggled to and fro. “And? GODS BLESSING TO YOU!" Alex screamed as he rammed a tiny pencil crucifix into Lucifers left eye. Surprisingly, nothing happened at first. “WHAT THE HEAVEN WAS THAT!?" the devil screamed as he grabbed his eye.

Alex stood tall none the less. “I mean, you could REALLY HURT SOMEONE like that!" Alpha looked confused. “Um... Excuse me, lord of lies, destroyer of all that which... **** it. Dude, we are trying to gather twenty eight others like myself and my sister here. Could you, like, I don’t know... Go away? all of you?" Mammon seemed uncomfortable with having something so tiny tell him off. “But-" “GO!" Alpha screamed as he pointed behind him into the forest of disection. “AND TAKE STEPHEN COLBERT WITH YOU! God!" “TRUTHINESS!" “SHUT THE FLYING **** UP STEPHEN, NO ONE CARES!" Omega said as she belted him across the back of the head. The remaining Lords of Hell shuffled past them until Beezlebub stopped suddenly. “Um... Can we have our cds back? I lent you my garth brooks collector’s edition, and I really, would just-" Alex stabbed the lord of hell in the eye with another crucifix. “WHAT THE HEAVEN!? dude he just wanted his Garth Brooks CD back!" Mammon said, then scurried past the trio while screeching in pain as Alex stabbed him in the foot with a knife.

Alex looked at Alpha, who looked at Omega, who looked at Alex. “What? sometimes you just got to smack a lord of hell in the face. Reminds them whos really in charge here." Alpha smiled quaintly as they continued their journey. “So what does this Doutri village look like? Hey look! A big pale of ice cream!" Alex Shouted with joy as he picked it up and started scooping large handfuls out of it to the horror of the fragments. “Like a big pale of ice cream." Omega said as she snatched the pale away from Alex. “But... It can’t be a city, its too small!" the preacher protested. “Have you learned nothing with us? I mean, come on, we just told the Lords of Hell to go **** themselves. And here comes Beezlebub again." the lord of gluttony floated close to them. “Can’t I have my garth brooks cd back? Stephen wanted to listen to the sound track of jersey Shore... And then Lucifer stabbed him in the face with a tree." Alex didn’t want to deal with this idiot anymore. “Fine... I’ll give you my ipod. If you promise not to come near me... Within five light years." the Lord of Hell nodded eagerly as he queefed with joy.

Joseph and Enigmatt were in the throes of combat, each unleashing their most devasting attack, and neither giving up until a gaint foot slammed Joseph until the ground with a really loud squelch. “Okay then!" Enigmatt chided as he ran over to the exposed leg and stomped on the ankles. “TAKE THAT! Thanks huge gnarly dude!" the Tingion waved at the colossus of darkness before a red light engulfed him. “I have to go now of all times!?" he said as he disappeared from the war between the Chasm of Non-Existence and the Door of Existence. Morgan felt his twin leave as the Creature punched him in the face repeatedly until he fell off a cliff, landing in a pile of Deom chest plates and swords with the hands still gripping them. “How’s it feel Morgan? How’s it feel to be on the losing side for once!" the Creature Shouted with joy as his eyes focused. “The key of plains, that thing that Credion changed you into the beast almost five hundred years ago, causing this mess!? Where is it!?" the Creature asked excitedly as he jumped from the cliff and planted a foot onto Morgans face, pushing his head but a few inches away from the point of a pile of daggers that were pointing upward.

Credion rose out of Morgan and watched with pity as the Creature she knew was long gone. “If only my brother were here. OH THERE HE IS! WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN!?" Credion Shouted angrily at the Deom male running from what appeared to be a hord of japanese women in maids outfits trying to feather dust him to death. “A LITTLE BUSY!" he said with a pained expression of panic.

The Council of Ten were on high alert as Technarl directed each of their movements in order to counter whatever plans the Chasm might’ve put into place. “Oh you really don’t need to worry about the Chasms plans right this moment." a clone of Joseph appeared to say as Technarl simple Shooed him away. “Well, we do one thel ess, now if you’re just going to buzz around my head all day, then I’ll obliterate you." “Just like you obliterated barney fife?" the clone questioned innocently. “Wow... You are just full of surprises today arent you! GO THE **** AWAY!" he Shouted as three figures beamed into the center of the room. “You have things under control here?" the blonde woman in the bright red dress asked calmly with a smile on her face. “To a certain extent." Technarl said without looking up. “Look, Kim, I don’t mean any disrespect here, but I’ve already got this jack **** of a clone pissing me off and screwing up the councils synch with the other Guardians. I don’t need you adding to our problems." Technarl retorted. Kim simply walked over behind Technarls mechanical back and wrapped her arms around him in a lovers embrace.

“I love the way your gears sound withi n that hollow metal body of yours, Guardian of technology." Kim Lecest said with a coy tone of voice. “It makes me excited that you are the one to take over Segroths place after his death!" Technarl simply worked quietly, ignoring the keepers words. “Segroth? He died months ago, the Chasm placed a nonobot right under our noses, and it took a revival of barney fife to find that out. You know what that hsows? a lack of preparation on our part." Kim squeezed tighter slowly, the metal plates covering Technarls body bending inwardly slightly. “Well, then keep doing your job. The other two are waiting for my report. I’ll be watching." she said with a glee filled laugh. As she walked by the Joseph clone, she lightly tapped in on the forehead between his eyes. “Turn to ash." she whispered in a ice cold voice. The clone burst into flame as raging infernos ripped through his body.