The story so far:
there once was a squirrel named fogart, who was hyper active, a scoundrel, and stole peoples nuts, quite literaly as they walked out of the neutering clinic. one day fogart was trying to take a persons nuts by the name of blarg. blarg was an ugly little **** that had fourteen pairs of testicles and a razor sharp pair of meat cleaver which he liked to rub his sack on the blades edge. he was not very smart at all.
so forgart got to thinking of a great way to steal blargs nuts. "hey! you with the giant sack!" he called in pure happiness, and excitement. "get your chosen one like **** over here right the **** now!"