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the hilarity that is me  by dogdeity11

there is seemingly no point to my existence now is there

slumber only gives way to inebriation

which turns into belligerence and perfunctory loneliness

i suck nature through a pipe

and max my lungs on red hair

 

there is no darwinian reason for my continuation to bear

sleep only brings about eventual realization

which in turn breeds my brain into illegal intoxication 

i blow rapture through the pigs device

as my lungs long for red hair

 

oh yes, she had ginger hair

and the most obscenely delightful polish nose

and breasts the equal of Clive Staples Lewis prose

only she was jewish

and petite

and had the most symmetrical feet

with painted digital red nails

and the manner of a florence nightingale

with the dedication of a young henry hill

she wiped her nose on my sleeve

and buried her love in my pile of pills

**** ********-**** **** ****

she hard core **** yours truly

even though I lassoed the moon like george bailey

for the lump left on her noggin she obeyed me

for the junk in her trunk she blamed me

for the delusions of her faith she enraged me

for the lack of love in her heart she caged me

for the eventual bump in her stomach she enslaved me

 

and I lost her over an episode of lost

a disagreement over who is the islands real boss 

over the cost of my missing sisters ghost

over a fifth of beam and some unregulated conversation

over the inseams of a panicky wet dream invasion

over and over again, and then yet once more again

under the false pretenses of a war torn love veteran  

 

there is no abstraction left to deter me

no level of emotional intervention that can convince me

not a single creative insistence to preserve me

this is seemingly the end

 

there is undoubtedly no point to my existence

it only leads to black holes of unintelligible sickness 

and I suck whatever **** is available to suck

 

there is no season left to warrant my return

that which I enjoy only leaves me with heartburn

including the feasting on and subsequent betrayal of her fire crotch

and I blow out this bong hit with sincerity

as I rip at these easily accessible arteries

and once and for all strive to bury the hilarity

that is me 

 

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Date created: Feb. 1, 2009
Date published: Feb. 1, 2009
Comments: 6
Tags: cheescake, dildos, drugs
Word Count: 1551
Times Read: 353
Story Length: 1