The story so far:
"New Project!!! Quickie" -> (5 skipped) -> "seduction" -> "Charge of the Light Brigade"
I followed her in my prius for the longest time, not eating or sleeping for days at a time before something eventful happened. She stopped by a closed off road and motioned for me to come near her. I felt as though my body were nothing more then a puppet with out strings. My mind wandered towards her visage, too heavenly to describe, and yet completely perfect in all ways.
"So," She began, "You have followed me here. But for what purpose?"
There was no purpose, I was drawn to her as though I would die with out her presence near mine. My heart pounded as I prepared to answer her. But I could not. all that came out was a small gulp as my throat dried out constantly as my eyes fought to focus on the woman before me.
"Well, in any case, if you plan on following me even more..." She continued as a glowing orb shot straight out of the ground only stopping for a brief moment and then jammed itself into my brain. "Your going to have ot learn a few things about our final destination."
"****!" I blurted out uncontrollably as the pain increased every second till I felt like I was going to die. "WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO ME YOU CRAZY BITCH?!" The bleeding had stopped long ago but it felt like more was going to coming out.
"I only allowed you to follow me further. Without that orb you will die where we are going." The woman in the mumu and combat boots said in unearthly tones. The ground seemed to shake and fall apart beneath my feet as the world shrank more and more, till I could see the planet in its entirety, then the solar system, and then the very galaxy itself.
"Where... Where are you taking me?"


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