ok folks, lets get this series started already. the great and mighty doctor, for all his worth, told me to create a couple of new series, so this is one of them. although i really am concerned with the fact that his uncles house has ten stories to it, and just as the good dr3arms has pointed out, its 2 stories above, ten stories below. and apparently people are finding it rather hard to beleive that this is the actual living arrange ment. well ill let you in on a little secret.

 it is. the house is crazy huge and the fact that the lower eight stories are a bit creepy to go into really show the his uncle is either a **** nutbag for designing something like this, or a really big douche to people afraid of the dark undergound dungeons that were always hearing about in acient times. although i dont think that creating something like this will help my standing, its fun to point out the stuff thats happening in the forums here on story mash. apparently one guy named cheeseliker, and im not trying to flame anyone, is really paying attnetion to us.

 yes i know my spelling and editing is bad. but it takes a **** genius to see through this and understand whatever the **** is going on.but enough about that.

to solve a few mythos about our little quartet, here are the facts of life for cheeseliker. because i care that his brain doesnt kill him in the middle of he night from trying ot think about this too much.

 1. what the doctor said in a previos thread is true. we all live in the same big assed house, and we all share the same ip address. what this means is that four computers up on the first floor in four different rooms. why? cause thats just how it is. dont question the order. would you like fries with that?

2. why we use the forums to talk with each other? easy enough, because douchewad xd (tale for another time.) made it so, trust me, one wrong word said to either demeonte or dr3arms and nothing gets done either around the house, or on storymash. it really does make things a bit harder when two of your team mates are drama kings.

3. we are not the same person cheeseliker. yes im directing this post at you because of three reasons which i will get to later. if you want to gripe and complain about the fact that were using the forums for group meetings, then more power to you, its more or less the fact that we dont talk to each other that much since weve all got seperate lives outside of storymash. not assuming thats what you said, just clearing thatl ittle bit up. in fact, ill even put each of our actual names and a little bio about each person, including myself.

 first up of course, is our wonderful (im being sarcastic, but for the most part hes a great guy.) team leader.

dr3arms aka morgan gavin.

to be quite honest, the guy doesnt talk that much offline. hes fun when hes drunk off his **** but other then that it really does seem that at times, he takes himself way too seriously when it comes to work (writing... what else?) but he does have his good moments. (when hes asleep, eating, or a combination of the two.)

demeonte aka devin stralask,

devin and i go way back, we were dorm buddies through out colledge and got along well with anything besides getting dates. (hes a cock blocker) hes the kind of guy you can depend on to get something done when it needs to be done. hes also the kinda guy thatll steal 20 bucks from your wallet and tell you the other guy did it. but hes well connected in the music world and has been getting in contact with some garage bands. so i doubt hell be availible to write much. but when he does, itll be something fun.

xdshadowscythe aka edward semaj

edward... what can i say about the guy. hes a gothic emo band self depreciating bastard that seems to be getting a lot of puppy love from morgan because of how hes getting his work done. devin and i have had our disagreements about when we should club this guy over the head and throw him in the furnace, but edwards a valuable asset to the team. aside from his constant pissy attitude towards me, and a serious lack of that towards morgan. id like to beat the crap out of him.

delmer aka....  duh... delmer illioten,

what can i say about myself? im mysterious, weird and have a knack for getting myself both into and out of trouble with my mouth. im guessing that morgan has some idea of what he wants me to do and what my strengths and weaknesses are, but im not sure what he sees in myself or devin for that matter, but we do good work and thats what keeps us on the team.

FAQ 

other questions that might have you scratching your head and there answers like:

1. tell us more!!?

only if i feel like it. 

2. howed we meet?

through a combination of myspace, facebook, twitter and starbucks. 

3. why do you all write the same?

cause apparently thats the way morgan wants us to do it. what a prick. 

4. ten stories? really?

yes. and its a private residence built by his uncle himself in some god forsaken back woods area of some stupid town which i could  care less about. but the take outs decent and thats good enough for me and devin. 

5. is there anything else youd like to tell us, like say, your degrees, jobs and other niceties? 

not a **** chance. although demeontes brothers wedding was fun. 

 so i hope this satifies cheeselikers seemingly interesting facination with us, and ive got work to do or else i dont get pizza. nope. not delivery, its digorno.