Synapto, I hope you aren't blaspheming the dead! How rude that would be if you were!! If so, I believe a little thing called karma would surely see to it that you eat your words!

Oh honeygloom, I wish that were the case! I've been struggling for weeks just trying to make sense of Boobie's old manuscripts enough to post them here for all you wonderful people. The man was brilliant, but organized he was NOT!!! LOL!

She's absolutely right.
- Lavar

This is precisely the type of story that would have resulted in Boobie Walker roaming his house in the twilight hours with a raging mental hard-on. The man loved baseball almost as much as he loved disgraced athletes.
-Lavar Marshall Pennington III

Despicable. Sick, sick images! Bobert would have all of them! Oh how I lament the loss of such a unique and twisted mind...

Boobie would be proud.
-Lavar

I just read this and gave it a 5. Damn impressive work. Oh wait...I just realized, this is one of mine. Makes sense...incredible!

Boobie Walker offers nothing but greatness. It is all that he knows. You probably read all of his mashes by now and are more than likely a huge fan. He thanks you kindly for the support.

-as transcribed by Mr. Bobert Walker's secretary.

I don't get it...was it the best or just alright? Make up your mind before Boobie storymashes your face, sucka!!!

Finally, someone who appreciates the finer things in life!!!