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aptriplett

Date Joined: May 21, 2008
Last Login: June 27, 2008

114 Comments by aptriplett

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1 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

They don't think that you can hook up typewriters to the internet


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0 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

OH MY GOD, I'M NOT FUNNY!!! Oh wait, Jakestar is just an idiot...my bad.


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0 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

I love you...will you marry me? We will have someone else write our marriage vows, perhaps Persephonie will due us the honors. I can't live without you in my life...please make me the happiest writer in the world?


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1 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

As always, I loved it. Kinda got a little confused but whats the point of a story if you don't have to think about it, eh. I like to make people think and open thier minds to new things, even the ubsurdist things. Your story got my creative juices flowing, so now I'm off to hunt a midget


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1 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

Lol that was freakin hilarious. Awesome! I loved how you ended it, im still laughing


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0 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

boobiewalker...once In saw this guy with a cart of food at the story and he was retarded and he kept saying I want to but dogfood cause Im hungrey and I luaghed at him and he got mad at me and so i stole his cart and pushed him over and when he got up i sang that song from footloose and challenged him to a danceoff and so we had a danceoff and he won because everyone will always defend the retarded guy and so now im never going to be the same and all i waned to say was that you are my hero and i wish i could write as well as you and how stupid do you have to be to still be reading this but oh what you are boobiewalker and you are kinda of...


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0 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

Can I suggest that you invest in a new computer. I honestly don't think its your fualt, it's probably your computer.


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1 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

Writerwannabe is very astute, but not always does it pay to be nice. Please try to refrain from the use of the word "is". You don't know how to use it very well. Replace it with "are".


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0 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

When I break up with a girl, I go about it with style and suave. For instance...I start with a joke. "Baby girl, knock knock?" She responds with "Whose there?" I respond with "Noone" "Noone who?" thats all I say and then I'm gone. Or, I invite her to get a clue and then tell her its not going to work, i'm a monopoly kinda guy? Here's my favorite? Baby, I love you, I'm in love with you but I can't take the facial hair but Judge Judy called me today and were going get our grove on!


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0 aptriplett 6 years, 3 months ago Context

You remind me of a kid who is learning to write for the first time...they really can do it but at first they just suck...and they suck bad. You may be able to do swan dives in time and we will all say "Hey, I knew that guy or girl or nymph"..I'm not really sure. But anyways, we'll say "He used to just put words onto paper but now he paints them into the air." Meanwhile, you contribute to underage pez dispensing and the collection of addictive star trek memorabilia


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