The story so far:
The next day was a snow day, and both school and the show were cancelled. The next few days were rough as well, and Jonathan kept falling on the high heels. At last, Christmas Eve came, and Jonathan, Katherine and Eddie were chatting on OOVOO, a web chatting site.
“So, I can’t wait until tomorrow!” Eddie was saying excitedly. He was wearing a gray T-shirt and red flannel pajama pants.
“Eddie, you can’t wait for anything!” Jonathan said to him. All three of them laughed. Jonathan had on a gray T-shirt with a soccer ball print and blue flannel pajama pants. Katherine kind of had a combination of both on. She had on a gray T-shirt with the words ‘Princeton University’ printed on it and red and green flannel pants.
“Yeah, so?” Eddie retorted.
“Like when that college girl told you to wait until you hit puberty?” Katherine asked. Jonathan laughed.
“That was hilarious!” he said. Katherine had turned her attention towards to TV.
“How about this pie, sir?” said one of the characters, which was a dorky character, on the TV show she was watching.
“PI! I SAID PI, YOU MORON!” said the other character, which was more of a meaner, but much funnier character.
“Hey, are you watching Super Fly Pi Guy?” Jonathan asked.
“Yup! I sure am!” Katherine exclaimed as the dorky fly came back with another pie, only this time it was blueberry.
“Is this the pie you want?” he asked.
“NO! I SAID PI! 3.14 PIE, NOT EDIBLE BLUEBERRY PIE, YOU IDIOT!” said the main fly, who had whacked the bottom of the pie onto the other fly’s face. Katherine laughed.
“Peter Pi Fly is hilarious!” Katherine stated.
“Yeah, he is. What about Dummy Dan?” Jonathan asked.
“Ya, Dummy’s a great character, too, but Peter Pi is my favorite!” Katherine exclaimed. She laughed as Peter Pi got mad at Dummy and shoved him into the pie he brought over.
“Peter Pi is a very violent character, but hilarious!” Eddie said. He didn’t get the whole meaning of the show.
“Yeah, anyway… I’d better go before my mom catches me on late. She’ll kill me,” Jonathan said.
“All right, we’ll see you tomorrow at the party!” Katherine said.
“See you, Jon,” Eddie said.
“See you,” Jonathan said before logging off. He turned on his TV and hopped on his bed, stomach down, to watch Super Fly Pi Guy.
“But you said pie!” said Dummy Dan.
“No, I said PI you moron! Not PIE! PI! NOT PIE! Get it now?” Peter Pi Fly exclaimed.
“No, I don’t get it,” Dummy Dan replied. He licked some of the pie off his face.
“THE NUMBER PI, YOU IDIOT! THE NUMBER! WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD I SAY?” Peter Pi Fly screamed at him. Jonathan laughed.
“So there’s a number pie and an edible pie…. Which pie is which?” Dummy Dan asked curiously. Peter Pi Fly slapped his hand onto his forehead.
“The number pi is 3.14159 and so on. Edible pie is a round dessert that you eat. Why are you so stupid?” Peter Pi asked.
“Er…. What does stupid mean?” Dummy asked. Peter Pi glared at him. Jonathan was close to cracking himself up as he heard a knock on the door. His mother entered looking a bit tired.
“Time for bed, Jon,” she said.
“Oh, Mom! I’m watching Super Fly Pi Guy!” Jonathan whined. His mother gave him a very strict expression.
“No excuses, young man. Get to bed,” she said. She turned off his TV, turned off his bedroom light and shut the door. Jonathan sighed. He missed the way he and his mother used to have a good relationship. Now it seemed like all she cared about was Elise and her job. It’s like he felt unloved and unwanted. Jonathan heard rustling and looked up at the cage on his desk. In the cage was a small parakeet he had named Twister. He had gotten Twister three years ago for his birthday, and he was amazed Twister was still alive. Though the bird was beginning to look slightly ill, he didn’t mind. Twister was the only family member he had that actually cared about him. Or so it seemed. He put a little bit more food in Twister’s food bowl and went to bed.