You couldn't have said it better!
I just bet a cat and dog helped you with this!
Odie and Garfield or Lassie and Morris perhaps?

Amazingly awesome, fabulously fantastic!
This should be on a Fathers Day card, seriously a seven come eleven star poem!

I mean as is anyone can thumb down the stories list to see that someones aunt gives a good .... ...

Okay, no problem! When we click on the stories tab to the right we get some very graphic articles and what-not that should be under a separate tab. These tabs should be labeled Adult, Childrens Stories, Fantasy, Classics, Westerns and etc. Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't be to hard to do. You might take a little trip over to booksie.com and see how their site tabs are laid out as an example.

The above comments are written by stormbird_57 a.k.a. Stormbird Throneshaker

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

You can write just about anything
or let me rephrase that to everything,
Your praises to God or love for the devil
things out of balance to things on the level.

You can write about what ever you wish
the honest truth or a bold face lie
about the time that you caught that fish
or won the blue ribbon for hot apple pie.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

Do you have children, do they come here
would you want them too after what you've read
perhaps you think that there's nothing to fear
but I wouldn't be caught there/here dead.

There's great writers of story and poets of song
some get it right while others get it wrong
Do we take time out to make a comment
about all the smut for here's your hint.

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

Does anyone monitor the STORYMASH site? FOR REAL?
How many writers and or readers are under aged and come here to post their work or to read?
Someone from the top needs to come back to Earth and take a look at what our young readers are going to find!
Otherwise we may as well rename storymash.com sluttymash or smuttymash!
I'll be checking to see if this even reaches the Gods of STORYMASH!

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

You can write just about anything
or let me rephrase that to everything,
Your praises to God or love for the devil
things out of balance to things on the level.

You can write about what ever you wish
the honest truth or a bold face lie
about the time that you caught that fish
or won the blue ribbon for hot apple pie.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

Do you have children, do they come here
would you want them too after what you've read
perhaps you think that there's nothing to fear
but I wouldn't be caught there/here dead.

There's great writers of story and poets of song
some get it right while others get it wrong
Do we take time out to make a comment
about all the smut for here's your hint.

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

You can write just about anything
or let me rephrase that to everything,
Your praises to God or love for the devil
things out of balance to things on the level.

You can write about what ever you wish
the honest truth or a bold face lie
about the time that you caught that fish
or won the blue ribbon for hot apple pie.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

Do you have children, do they come here
would you want them too after what you've read
perhaps you think that there's nothing to fear
but I wouldn't be caught there/here dead.

There's great writers of story and poets of song
some get it right while others get it wrong
Do we take time out to make a comment
about all the smut for here's your hint.

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.
Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

You can write just about anything
or let me rephrase that to everything,
Your praises to God or love for the devil
things out of balance to things on the level.

You can write about what ever you wish
the honest truth or a bold face lie
about the time that you caught that fish
or won the blue ribbon for hot apple pie.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.

Do you have children, do they come here
would you want them too after what you've read
perhaps you think that there's nothing to fear
but I wouldn't be caught there/here dead.

There's great writers of story and poets of song
some get it right while others get it wrong
Do we take time out to make a comment
about all the smut for here's your hint.

I went to storymash dot com today
not that there's nothing good there
There's plenty of good there/here I say
but there are those that don't care.

Should it be written on storymash
about your ex Tom and where he's at
you took the dog and he took the trash
oh he got the pussy but it wasn't the cat.