Your collection of strap-ons are expansive..and you don't smell like something disgusting and male.. but I can taste the Judeo-Christian faith you were raised in while we're ****...

...and that's where my feelings for you begin to fail.

Your taste in music makes you seem totally black! But you're some kind of a **** "GI Jane" who **** like someone so goddamed vanilla, it's a wonder any female ever cums back!

"Left, right, left, right, left, right, left....we went to the playground where all the [middle eastern/east indian] women shop, we took out our knives, and we began to chop!" she says!

...As if she's forgotten what the woman **** her with her own rubber cock looks like, and what culture/race she is!

We're in the same room, and I'm jerking off and **** ignoring you!

... And you complain to the first person you perceive to be an authority figure, as if  combating middle eastern/east indian pussy is the job that American taxpayer money pays you to do!

Like all the other women like her, she doesn't like to cuddle...

...and what the hell is she curled in a little ball on the other side of the bed waiting for? For her coworkers to break in after some kind of a how-to-we-dislocate-her-face-with-our-cocks huddle?

How naive I am, for thinking that if I was ever expoited by some islamobastard, someone like you would do anything except wait for her coworkers to rape her so that she could stand there and let it be...

...You probably go around giving guys like that birthday **** after they've $old $omeone like me.

If you're laying in bed with her she says, "sometimes when we kill terrorists they hide behind their wives"...

...and she means she's killed some girl the same shade of wheatish brown as you and not some guy, then it's time to get dressed and leave before she ends your life!