There once was a young girl who wanted to **** another female.

She noticed a young female who had the singing voice of a grown-**** woman, and thought, "this girl is out of my league..."

A different girl would be simpler to nail...so she thought she'd look around and try to find someone who might be an easier female...

...and she found some other chick and asked, "...you are baaadd....you need a spanking,"

But the other chick made a face that meant there would be no S&M to be had.

How disappointing and sad...

...finally there was one single female catholic. Who said she was catholic and of german descent and otherwise made no **** sense.

Until the young girl came across the catholic in a locker room and saw her make a face -- and realized what it meant....

...and then ran into her nearly two decades later making a different face. This expression was one of a different kind.

One couldn't help speculating as to its meaning. What the hell kind of we-forgot-to-take-our-orders-from-the-pope **** catholic expression was it?

She made a face two decades ago - after nearly a year and a half of not making any **** sense - a face that obviously communicated what it was supposed to have meant and why.

But what the **** **** was wrong this time?

Did somebody die?