I decided I would write you a very... special letter on how I feel about you and your epicness.
You are extremely ticklish but you try not to laugh, which makes you laugh more, and makes everyone else laugh because your face looks so hilarious.
You claim that all the pop, chips, beer and candy are yours and hide it in the worst hiding spots.
You hate when your socks don't match and get annoyed with me because mine never match.
You find my hobbies foreign because you never liked doing any of that stuff as a kid.
You rent movies like every night.
You eat popcorn daily, with Pepsi.
You always want an excuse to drive your car.
You hate it when people touch your laptop.
You buy me ice cream whenever you feel guilty about fighting with me.
You always seem to know when to ask if I'm okay, even though you know I'll always lie to you and say everythings fine.
You hug me the first time you seem me each day and say, "Good morning." to my awkward, "Bonjour."
You call me by my mothers name whenever I talk to loud... and too much.
You always ask me to spend time with you even though I think I have better things to do...
Sometimes I regret not going with you. I have fun chilling with you.
You buy me stuff even when I don't always deserve it.
You know when to yell and when to get upset... but you gotta learn to not get upset over tiny things like you might be doing reading this line.
My friends think your cool but sort of scary because your quiet.
Don't worry, I love you and I know you just don't wanna say anything stupid in front of people you don't feel very comfortable with.
You did a lot of crazy stuff as a kid but you turned out alright.
You almost died a few times in your life... thank God your here or I'd ball my eyes out.
You think I'm too sensitive which makes you angry but then after realizing you've upset me you always come back in an hour and tell me your sorry and that you love me more than anything in the world.
You make a really good pillow when I'm sleepy.
You tuck me in when I forget to do it myself...
You unplug my laptop when I forget in the middle of the night.
You kiss my cheek when I'm sleeping and think I don't notice.
I never sleep on the side you kiss, that way the kiss doesn't go away... just saying.
Dad you are the best and you're everything I could have asked for and more.
Happy fathers day.