The story so far:
"Flatline" -> "Flatline, continued" -> "Flatline, continued, again" -> "Broken"
Andy the Nurse
by Shamus_Goldensteinbergbaum
I look up and see a hulking man strutting over towards me. My thoughts are telling me to say something but I'm too weak to produce any words. I sit still and silent watching his every move. I catch a glimpse of his name tag; it reads "Andy" and it has a smiley face after the Y. Great, he must be a good guy. Andy is prancing around the room like a happy giant, folding sheets and fluffing pillows, his gigantic arms flexing with each movement. I feel a little relieve but uncomfortable because I have to fart. I figure what the hell and I let it rip. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! the warm sound bounces off the cold walls of the institution. Eyes wide, Andy rears his head around. "Excuse me, Mr." Andy says in effeminate southern accent. Andy’s delicate and easy going features contort into a disapproving mask. “That was disgusting and very rude Mr.” I grow alarmed at Andy’s demeanor he seems very angry now. He walks towards me and starts unzipping his pants. I immediately start squirming around violently. “Mr. It’s ten am. You know what that means? It’s tea time. But you can’t have tea without a tea bag!” Andy drapes his massive blond hair covered testicles over my face. I try to hold on but I start suffocating. I get it. I’m punished. I repent. Lord save me!
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