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The Journal of a Madman, Chapter two by Shamus_Goldensteinbergbaum
Dear Journal, When I was on the train this morning I farted and some poop came out. It was very uncomfortable and ruined my day. It made my butt feel greasy and the stench was unbearable. Everybody knew it was me. I was horrified. One lady turned to me and said through a clenched and angry mouth “it smells like poop. It smells like poop on this train. It’s horrible, it’s so horrible.” It was the pits.
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