Well if this ain't the stupidest form I've ever hadda fill out. What idiot thought this stupid crap up? What difference does it make what I eat for breakfast? You make yours and let me make my own.

 I don't need you to tell me to quit smoking, either.  So I don't smoke. Much.

What pisses me off is that some dyed-in-the-wool holier-than-thou tard is trying to tell ME what to do and how to do it. WTF? I know how. You're a mindless puke.

How do I react to accident stories? Depends. I'm all for anything that cleans out the gene pool so creeps like you don't reproduce.

The problem with the world is that more people don't think like I do. That's so friggen stupid. Get some common sense, people. Wake up and smell the toilet bowl cleaner.

Yeah, I drink. Screw you. I feel like partying, so what's it to your tight-arse mediocre life puritannical crap?

Look, I'm done answering these moronic questions. I think it's pointless for you to invade my privacy like this, so give me the $50 you promised me and I'm outta here. You fill in the rest of the answers and I'll go try to drink $25 of this before you can finish it.

Moron.