What is this connection between chocolate and sex?

Sure, women love a man who's got great pecs.

But what's all this about chocolate being an aphrodisiac?

It supposedly turns us into sex maniacs.

Whatever the ingredient is that makes us get hot,

it makes each of us feel like a millionaire who owns a yacht.

It sets our spirits soaring sky high.

We just can't get enough of it, no matter how much we buy.

Every bite is like the sensual touch of a lover.

We close our eyes and imagine that we're under the covers

with a Hollywood starlet or a matinee idol.

The temperature is rising. It's almost making me suicidal.

Chocolate and sex...ooh la la, which is better?

Just asking that question makes me want to peel off my sweater.

Is it warm in here or is it just me?

I need a cold shower now or a swim in the sea.

An animal is welling up inside me. What am I to do?

There's not a man in sight to pull me through.

Yes, chocolate does something to our blood that we can't explain.

So if you're celebrating your wife's birthday, forget the champagne.

Chocolate is the way to go, if you're in the mood for romance.

Just buy her some Godivas and leave everything else to chance.