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What The Faulkner  by MayLasagne

      Oh, yes. He came out with two pistols –not ready for battle- and transpiring blood, for he had been shot down in such a beautiful way that, in a middle finger inspired movement, he was shot down again. I do not know what he may be now, but, in such a proposition of death, I was upon the rock of salvation in the middle of the street. Yes, he shot himself, not like men do, but like **** crack hearing whores do, well, that’s what she said. What she said. And even if I could not hear anything, I was deaf as a curry. Deaf as a curry. I don’t know if a curry can hear me, but anyway, curry was deaf and I was deaf and nothing I could say but hey, that’s what I saw. I saw that man hitting himself in the nuts like a nut cracked hearing whore curry bombastic bitch. And not only himself, mesmerized as I was by the evilness of the whole treat. Well, he shot down himself twice. Once for the family once for himself. By the way, I do not believe in anything I said. I do it for the gusto. I am the whisky jabbering **** writer. WTF?

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Date created: May 31, 2010
Date published: May 31, 2010
Comments: 0
Tags: faulkner, parody, project, style, william, writing
Word Count: 248
Times Read: 390
Story Length: 2
Children Rank: 2.9/5.0 (1 votes)